DEFENSIVE OF ALL THE LADIES YOU HATE

Katy I'm way too old for this shit. (I'm 26) Comics. Wrestling. Rooster Teeth. Eye Rolling. Hand Wringing. She/her, they/them

[devourfrombeneath]

good day my fine motherfuckers! never too late to decide not to be a demon today!

[valtsv]

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

[bluelixn]

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

[eziocauthon89]

Jack Pattillo is so goddamned pleased with himself when he whacks his name into a surface in any game, this man is too goddamned pure and I love him

[way2haught]

[samijen]

@flapper-queen - cowboy Ryan after a fight

@caboose-defense-squad - tiny Vagabond

@heisttheblackflag - Treyco and Alfredo

Thanks for the kofis guys! ♡

Kofi commission info // https://ko-fi.com/samijen

[totaldivasepisodes]

Shinsuke is the friend we all need.

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[lonsthedon]

Lmao

Idek why this was so funny.

All bc there’s no Thor 😂

[curt-n-curly]

This is wild, y'all

PLEASE click through and live through the horror of these real estate pics with me. PLEASE. 

[reheatedmicrowavecoffee]

i was not prepared for any of this and never wanted the slide show to end

[wernerhertzaftig]

how straight people style their homes

[hieronymus-bush]

I thought I was prepared; I was not prepared.

[pocketcuntents]

All the furnishings are included in the sale, INCLUDING THAT CAR, y’all.

[dollsonmain]

………

what

[xelbleedsglitter]

That was Astonishing.

[newjaxxcity]

So much cocaine has been snorted in that house yall…

[whereshadowsthrive]

Please google crocodile skinks

I love them 

[z-paladin]

Small and loving dragons with hoards of friends

[csvkru]

[rendezvous-suovzedner]

holy shit, the amount of disrespect in this clip is staggering. I would quit playing.

[adamcatt]

This is fucking great.

[ladyananas]

i dont even know which game this is from but i howled

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[helpmequitmydayjob]

[snowybeam]

audio from the famous B99 scene

[myregularsizesteven]

I want every iteration of this on my dash.

[carolsusanjanedanvers]

@nounofrassilon

[islandnaturals]

😍😍😍 #Shuri #BlackPanther #BlackDollsMatter

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

I would cop

[carolsusanjanedanvers]

@ladyyatexel @nounofrassilon !!!!!!

[ridethattwave]

[trevorcollins-appreciation-squad]

💕

Src. Instagram // @ BDunkelman