Missed adventures

Gay Therapist

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[everyday-cutephoto]

[buttpoems]

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[qillermeme]

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[fishbonesart]

NEW EEBEES

and a little extra

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

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Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[edgar-allan-possum]

[bajuuuu]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

[niggasandcomputers]

Gentrification

[gods-sun-deactivated20150119]

Whateva Wigga

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya

[lifeisgoodvades-deactivated2019]

Lmfao yo I’m dead

[lovepeaceandfunk]

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean

[noclipnigga]

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[lilcowzia]

why is it that ppl hear "fetish" and immediately think "devoid of morals" like ur genuinely not making sense. ppl dont actually become inhuman and beast-like when theyre turned on, thats something we are told bc it aligns with christian patriarcal values, u know that right? desire isnt actually bad. it doesnt make you evil, or incapable of having/respecting boundaries

[lilcowzia]

i got a response to this abt how men get horny and "lose their minds" and "causes" them to behave vile. i rlly rlly neeeeed ppl to understand that men behaving inappropriately when turned on is something they are *choosing* to do, and when you equate that to human nature you are enabling them and diminishing the seriousness of that choice

[goth-queen]

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[carpecinaedus]

One of my favorites is talking about how fucking smart and clever I am when figuring out something easy. This ranges from something predictable in a movie to "is my cat yelling because her food bowl is empty?"

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[beemovieerotica]

[ozempicofficial]