[charlottan]

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[nutloaf]

[big-nothing]

[satan-offical]

[byjove]

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[girlmostlikely]

Life is quite literally all about enjoying amazing food and seeing little silly films. Releasing as much art from your mind into the real world as possible. Building community in spite of individualism. Passing along kindness to strangers. Finishing off the day with a delectable ice cream or a novelty beverage of some kind. Oh and ignoring your notifications.

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[fairycosmos]

to be real with you. in 2016 you could feel things looking at a sad bart simpson edit

[saltedume]

and he'd be kinda purple too

[fairycosmos]

and he’d be kinda purple toooooooo

[kdhrgwsutghpouhg-deactivated201]

[transcythe]

she jacks on my pollock till i

[storijuna]

Still on the surfsahoy agenda ☆

[fairycosmos]

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience

[holmesoldfellow]

Bearlock Holmes from the North American Bear Co. "Very Important Bears (V.I.B.) collection, 1979