Carry Balm and Keep On

25 Australia . Female. Humour, fandom, cinema, music, and art galore. Insta: @carrybalmandkeepon Twitter: @carrybalmkeepon

[psikonauti]

Cressida Campbell (Australian, b.1960)

Persimons and Silk, 1997

[home-and-having-tea]

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

[home-and-having-tea]

Gotta do everything my damn self in this house smh

[home-and-having-tea]

On my Martian bullshit again

[home-and-having-tea]

My man Mark would record a video discussing life in the Hab and talk about Lewis’s music, and proceed to give an example. Mark Watney would Rickroll the entire Internet from another planet.

[kats-bullshit]

Im sorry for everyone in my life who will have to listen to me talking about top gun maverick for the rest of my life. Actually, I'm not.

[memewhore]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[thenatsdorf]

:3

[maxbytes]

these faces get me every time

[mcu]

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021), dir. Jon Watts

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[fridayiminlovemp3]

2022 predictions

[widogastsweb]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

It’s infuriating how so many women were (and still are) discriminated against for being female

[ampervadasz]

[thickness-protection-program]

Edward Cullen energy

[jultheevirgo]

what does that mean?

[thickness-protection-program]

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[spacegay-yx]

[freshdonuts]

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

[spacedandelions]

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

[madgastronomer]

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

[real-jaune-isms]

“But I’m sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place”

My man’s got the theatrical flair for Hollywood, we love to see it

[stydixa]

The Princess Diaries (2001) Dir. Garry Marshall + Letterboxd reviews

[hecth-ledger]

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU + letterboxd reviews inspo. (x)(x)(x)

[manny-jacinto]

MAMMA MIA! (2008) + tags about Colin Firth

[mazzes-deactivated20250218]

i want to smoke crack with her

[maggi-cube]

Grandmama ATE this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Nothing compares

[ioccasionallyburnthings]

I am OBSESSED with this

[latent-thoughts]

That’s how I wanna be in the future.

[redautumnwitchh]

Me in 40 years