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gotta be honest and say it's a insane to me that a bunch of people 'misremembered' nelson mandela dying in prison in the 80s even though he lived to become the president of south africa in the 90s and instead of thinking 'wow, i really should learn a bit more about international politics outside of north america and europe because not knowing such a basic fact like this about one of the most influential political figures of all time is kind of embarrassing', they became convinced that this was proof that parallel realities exist and they were somehow having memories of an universe where mandela died in prison somehow. that's presumptuous on a level i can barely conceive of
apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops
I've encountered a strangely large number of stories online of single men who decide to test the theory that married men are inherently more desirable to women by buying a fake wedding ring and wearing it. They usually report that this works miraculously, women are far friendlier and more approachable, which is immediately interpreted as flirting. The conclusion they draw from the data is that women are inherently cruel, selfish and greedy, because clearly they don't want the man unless they think they're stealing from some other woman.
I wonder how many of these women in these experiments actually just thought they don't need to be wary about this man mistaking friendliness for flirting, since clearly he's not looking to date as he's already making someone else miserable.
I got halfway through the first paragraph above and thought of course women are nicer to men they think are married, the’re not worried about being hit on
God forbid these men just talk to women before they go off doing “research”.
kiss has to be one of the most disappointing bands ever. imagine hearing about this crazy rock band that dresses up in insane costumes and wears face paint and the one guy looks super demonic and has a really long tongue and everyone says they're satanic and then you listen to them and they're just singing about how they wanna bone but it's in a socially acceptable tongue in cheek way that your dad likes
what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??
you may not have the clubber's temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield
they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses
compilation of the ones in the notes
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my sincerest apologies to miss kesha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time
Im obsessed with this piece where The Washington Post tries to interview dril with a straight face
Lush book cover. The Waldorf family. 1848.
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Came across the most charmingly delivered piece of advice on r/houseplants
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The diagram is great but my favorite part is the quotes around "purchase"
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Psych! Fucking GETS you!