Aaron Burr, Bitch. @cascadeangel - Tumblr Blog

Costume appreciation series: Mamma Mia! (2008) dir Phyllida Lloyd

Costume Design by Ann Roth

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

moodsandtenses

I'm really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there's an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula's bullshit, have unionized.

neenarchive

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

danhoemei

My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

Did I stutter

No

Mah men

Our ranks are getting stronger

annalyticall

dante-heller

fruitblush

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

fruitblush

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

grumfy

One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

grumfy

this is so charming to me. doomed boston yaoi

grumfy

an update

dykealloy

I call this the create a new problem technique

satyriconmp3

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

spaghettinatural

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

satyriconmp3

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

froggribs

imissthembutitwasntadisaster

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

whatsupwalnut

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

inkieswirlsgaming

This is a threat

thefourthnorn

I WILL love and cherish you and that is inevitable

rednines

He’s growing

passion-of-l0vers

guess my age actually

bucketofcrows

197 (because you're a vampire)

fangs-4-fags

2 days (you keep aging rapidly and making new clones of yourself to take up your life after you're gone)

passion-of-l0vers

*nervously sweats in has been making clones of myself for 197 years and this clone is on its second day* actually i think we don’t need to guess my age.

miraclemaya

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

witchofanguish

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

miraclemaya

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.