Eye Eye Eye

Iris|She/they pronouns| transfem/Genderfluid| dungeon maester| Depressed| part time witch, part time wizard. all times magi|26

[bubblys0da]

I HAD THIS SAVED HELL YEAH GIRL (⁠*⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠)⁠/⁠～⁠♡

[cookie-stars]

you both need to go to sleep

[cookie-stars]

Lost child

[infinityuserboxes]

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[kosmogrl]

[casualeviliris]

Back in the chains.

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Ok I reblogged this before I listened to it and now im fuckin wheezing

[zagreus]

that’s what you get for putting unexamined biohazards on your blog

[some-fool-over-the-rainbow]

Missed the chance to say “21st century schizoid pan”

[zagreus]

ah FUCK

[gallusrostromegalus]

[crimsonender]

Update on the babybel cube

[crimsonender]

Would you use crayons on the Cistine Chapel? Doodle on the Mona Lisa? Cover David in Paper Mache? You fool. Don't talk to me ever again

[casualeviliris]

We should Papier mache a huge pair of tits onto Michelangelo's David.

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[naumin]

i drew this comic more than 10 years ago :) couldnt even tell u who i was thinking of now cuz i hardly remember… cant believe it resonated with so many people!!!

[teaboot]

My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that

Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass

It takes both more and less time than you’d think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE

After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I’m not sure how to describe that.

Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it’s ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh

[teaboot]

And on top of that, having operated CCTV at multiple locations now- my favourite and most comfortable one having excess of 60 cameras- it can be REALLY hard to suddenly jump to a different operating interface and display configuration, because all the muscle memory is wrong

On my COMFORTABLE system, the one I spent the longest time on, I never had to think about what code I needed to punch in. If I needed to watch a specific person, I could follow them all over the site without thinking about it.

Now at a different location, all the manual equipment and codes and lag and resolution are different, and it feels like going from playing the piano to driving stick shift on the left side of the road with my feet

The closest I imagine I can equate it to is like. Getting really really good at painting with a pair of prosthetic hands, and then suddenly having them swapped out with someone else’s

[teaboot]

Not the best depiction, but. Feels like this

[hellmurderisland]

[killiakill]

they literally had panty dressed as lara croft in one of the season 2 episodes btw

[hellmurderisland]

i’m always right about everything

[whumpster-fire]

We've had Eldritch Horror Jolene and "The singer is in love with Jolene" but I just saw this youtube comment suggesting Jolene is a personification of death and I'm absolutely floored by it.

Like holy shit. "Flaming locks of auburn hair" just being literally flames, "Emerald eyes" being an unearthly green glow. The "ivory skin" line referring to the paleness of bloodless skin or even bleached bone, and yet Jolene is still spoken of as having haunting, enticing beauty, like a sort of angelic figure. The husband "talking about her in his sleep" meaning he's delirious with fever and keeps talking like he knows he's going to die. Of course the narrator can't compete with, or do anything about, a literal force of nature.

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[beardedmrbean]

[foxglovefaun]

y’all pls u this vid fucks so hard

Sir Ian McKellen shouts:

“Painted whores! Sexual gladiators! Fiercely old party children! Wake from their slumber to debut the bacchanal! Come into the light! Come into the light!”

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[bunniope]

bounces my boobs in a dark and evil way

[bunniope]

are you feeling corrupted yet...?

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

not sure if it’s working yet ma’am, keep bouncing them to make sure