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[luxgalador]

[russian-dyke-deactivated2026040]

See also: Sock’s brother, Sneakers

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the Most Wholesome Thing I have ever seen :D

[hannahaspen]

Larches in Banff National Park, AB

© Hannah Aspen

instagram.com/hannah.aspen

[emiett]

Here’s the short comic I made for @pichikui​’s Danny Phantom charity zine, GOING GHOST! She’s selling digital copies on her gumroad if anyone missed out! Profits are donated to RAICES 👻💀!!

[ramonn90]

Illustrations <3 1. Sometimes I draw random people from IG 2. Multitasking Morning 3. BiciMAD… almost there 🚴‍♀️ 4. Me working for Procreate on We are Playgrounds Eindhoven/Berlin 2019 5. Spidergirl into the Spider Bathroom (We are Playgrounds 2019) 6. Say I love you to that person sitting or standing right next to you 7. How often do you worry about the future?

[letsallgotothelobby]

[fortooate]

[theocseason4]

logging in on tumblr

[dancing-cockroaches]

me on the way to vermont with my ketamine using friend in the backseat telling us how he can speak to trees and how trees also speak to each other.

[captain-horatio-magellan-crunch]

what language to the trees speak?

[dancing-cockroaches]

Idk i think i have to do enough ketamine to ruin my life to fully understand, but what i did get from the incoherent rambling is that it’s not really a language but a different kind of communication that occurs in the ground through their roots or some shit.

[animalshrapnel]

This is actually a thing! Trees can communicate with each other and also send nutrients via a symbiotic relationship with fungi! They can warn plants connected into the network about potential dangers and share nutrients.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141111-plants-have-a-hidden-internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tjt8WT5mRs

[thelifeofthesearchparty]

tree 1: oh shit dude there’s danger coming

tree 2: thanks for the heads up i’m staying right here tho

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[24kassaultrifle-deactivated2017]

i fucking hate this website

[asterosian]

Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?

It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote

It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"

And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…

[insanitysscribblings]

The poor cried,

"We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat."

The rich man said,

"Not my problem you don't work for your bread,"

as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.

The poor cried,

"We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we're all ill."

The rich man said,

"Not my problem you don't take care of yourselves,"

as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high

the gods themselves would not

be able to reach.

The poor people

stopped crying,

and the rich man was satisfied...

Until they came knocking at his door one night;

their faces were sunken,

their flesh decaying,

their eyes sightless.

They were monsters

of the rich man's

own making.

As they devoured his flesh,

the rich man cried,

"Please, spare me!"

The ravenous zombies said,

"Not our fault

you fattened yourself

for slaughter."

[maneth985]

Damn.

Rousseau wasn't wrong tho

[brunhiddensmusings]

aerosmith also had a decent rendition

[katswenski]

Not every axolotl is blind, though. Just Gilly, here.  By the way, if you want a cute Gilly phone case or mug, everything in my store is 10% off today! Just use the code CYBERMONDAY December 2nd-3rd. Today (12/2/2019) is also the last day for guaranteed international shipping by the 23rd, so jump on that I guess. My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

[notmusa]

how

[setheverman]

i’m on to you drake

[daily-joker]

#UNDERCOVER

J O K E R (2019)

[maneljavier]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[ampervadasz]

[watchoutboy]

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[giaaeron]

Added sound effects to this AMAZING animation by https://www.instagram.com/xabier.u/ with their permission… and I had a lot of fun doing it!

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !