the

[swurp]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is the only thing that matters now

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

dovyou like it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

y-yes ma’am

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

splashes loudly in my pajama palace and you perceive it as a pool. i see my ubik has been working lovely on you. should keep those nast Geastalt off you til the u-men play their next sbow! clay wobble as she is forevereal stuck in a loop, a loop you perceive eith a heavy concious, conch shells twirled and the screen taunt, taunting past what we all know. past ahat we all know.

past what we ever know really

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[recentgooglesearches]

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

[thepowerplumber]

[railroadsoftware]

lock. him. up.

[farmlesbians]

i’m gatekeeping myself. nobody can know who i am

[breakbearr-deactivated20221113]

Holy shit

[creatineuser14-deactivated20180]

This fucking cat has been stuck on my tv for 12 hours

[imp]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[hetcharacterof2day]

Heterosexual Character of Today:

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

[evilvillain123456789]

I trapped the soul of the last queerplatonic partner who broke my heart in a piccrew avatar made in their likeness. Placed it in an empty folder deep in my computer, where they reside to this day. 

[deathwarlock]

[blackarachnya]

yeah yeah “so true bestie” this “so true bestie” that can i suck your tits now

[cowboy]

Inshallah they find him.

[cowboy]

Best image in the universe

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[nicejewishguy]

stop sucking my cock babe I have to complete my daily sudoku puzzle

[blackarachnya]

american psycho memes being so prevalent on here is really funny because with all due respect if some of the people on tumblr actually watched it theyd have a heart attack

[foreveriallyzombified]

*shaking box of treats in front of a vhs player* hey followers pause your mcelroy podcast for a second i have a movie to show you… it’s a horror with political commentary… and it’s funny too… yes like jennifer’s body :) yep it’s directed by a woman too… the main character is kind of a sinnamon bun like loki….

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

*sees something uncool on the internet* uh oh! wouldnt want my lovely wife seeing this *smashes my computer*