chances swim like sinking ships

I'm Catherine Eldridge, but this would probably go a lot smoother if you called me Cat.

[anthonythomxs]

Hot tea is great.

[cat-eldridge]

So I've been told. I think I'll give it a shot. It can't hurt or anything.

[bitches-scream-oh-riley]

Do like the British do and have some tea. 

[cat-eldridge]

They've already got me gargling salt water. Which is disgusting, by the way. The tea sounds better.

[cat-eldridge]

All the exercises with my voice professor lately are almost making me lose my voice. That's probably a bad sign.

[rosewoodcommaariana]

Is it your birthday?

[cat-eldridge]

No, that's not until August. It's a national holiday, actually.

[tony-watson]

In a month? .. uh, no?

[cat-eldridge]

It's a holiday...

[thedukeofpreston]

Catherine…

No.

[cat-eldridge]

Just one time this month. I won't even mention it until the first after that.

[hankbennetts]

Maybe. I think I’m going to need some help though so I’ll ask Ricky. I will!

[cat-eldridge]

That sounds like a good plan. Just...don't let him catch it on fire, okay?

[dylan--lott-blog]

Just one would be nice.

[cat-eldridge]

[Hands her a pill.] I hope it helps. It's not a super high dose, but it's enough.

[thedukeofpreston]

If you so much as think about getting that movie out until at least the first I’m leaving you. And I’m not coming back until March.

[cat-eldridge]

Preston, come on. It's less than thirty days. That's not so bad.

[dylan--lott-blog]

Yeah, do you have any?

[cat-eldridge]

I carry some around, actually. I can give you a couple.

[hankbennetts]

Yes. I don’t know, I haven’t tried it before.

[cat-eldridge]

Maybe this is something you should find out by experience. Let me know how it goes.

[dylan--lott-blog]

Sorry I just have a headache. Yeah a headache.

[cat-eldridge]

Oh, sorry. That sucks. Do you want some aspirin or something?

[thedukeofpreston]

What time of… oh for fuck’s sake.

[cat-eldridge]

It's less than a month! This is totally called for.

[averyxseaton-blog]

Yeah…you want to know what I think of that?

[cat-eldridge]

All I said was you had a stray hair. No one said you had to act like an asshole about it. 

[dylan--lott-blog]

Just leave me alone, okay?

[cat-eldridge]

Woah, sorry. I didn't realize talking was a problem. 

[cat-eldridge]

Hey, you guys. You know what time of year it almost is, right? In about a month...

[hankbennetts]

Can you make a smoothie with figs?

[cat-eldridge]

Um...can you blend a fig? That seems like an important part.