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andy // im just a big ball of confusion and im very gay (they/them pronouns)

[princelucivaryaslana]

what the fuck is Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, I thought EVERYONE fell into a self-hate spiral when they thought someone hated/was angry with/was annoyed at them???? like what???????????

[veggieblt]

OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD.

I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK.

IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I’M GOING TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS.

[veggieblt]

Please for the love of god let this work

[veggieblt]

God I am so fucked.

[veggieblt]

It’s been 2 weeks since I made this post. Every day for those two weeks I found a way to wait for the mail. I sent friends to intercept the package, I used delay tactics to stop my parents from coming home around the time of the package, I waited for a solid 4 hours one day just waiting on my doorstep for the package to arrive.

Today I graduated from college. And guess what my father hands me as we get home.

He says “You got a triangle in the mail.” and walks off with the most knowing grin of my life. I don’t know if he actually knew, but my gut is telling me he’s held on to this box. He knew. He waited for me to fucking graduate to give me the greatest graduation gift of all time. He won. I was defeated.

And for those of you wondering if it’s actually poop.

Yes. Yes it is.

[jurgenronaaz]

This post been circulating my dash without the Stunning Conclusion

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

[jared-the-dm]

[thepokeduck]

[neomikey]

[silver-tongues-blog]

Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

[inqorporeal]

bard/necromancer multiclass

[homunculus-argument]

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

[sailor--spoon]

HEY JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE: CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES AND WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT THEY CHOSE TO HAVE US IN THEIR LIVES

[microcroft]

kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain

[gncfag-moved]

i know its been said b4 but growing up suicidal and then reaching an age you never planned to live to is extremely stressful and terrifying, and we deserve more credit for not killing ourselves and THEN having to make up for the time we spent not caring if we lived or died and not doing work to improve our lives.

[gncfag-moved]

i feel behind in life because i spent the last 7 ish years not giving a shit about my future because i assumed id be dead before id have to deal with that, and now i have to start making decisions that many people started considering years ago.

[gncfag-moved]

i just feel like. suicidal people dont get credit for firstly, how stressful life is while suicidal, how difficult it is just to do simple tasks, and secondly, how hard it is to recover from years spent not caring once a person is no longer actively suicidal or no longer having suicidal ideations.

[positive-cats-blog]

[pissvortex]

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

listen. im going to say this and im going to say it once. anything is hot if a lesbian does it. anything that is deemed otherwise tacky is stunning if a lesbian wears it.

[cherubaby]

[kendothugs]

disgusted by people who listen to music on shuffle. you are less than swine

[super-metroid]

imagine listening to the same songs in the same order every day this post was made by shuffle gang

[kokorochans]

i thought tumblr could reach harder for calling out people for the pettiest reason but someone deadass got called out for “colour picking” 

[kokorochans]

why do people think they own color palettes 

[chaosnightmare]

[ms-demeanor]

Thankfully someone has provided a link to this whole thing.

https://www.deviantart.com/blavkwidow/journal/BEWARE-OF-CORGITOYS-05-08-2019-update-728674627

This discussion is about an artist who copies characters and traces drawings and claims it’s all original work.

The color-picking discussion is about these two drawings:

The artist on the left is claiming that the drawing is an original character; the discussion about color picking points out that not only is the design the same as the character on the right but that the color scheme is identical (as in “it’s theoretically possible that multiple people could come up with black/white/red/blue Salish-inspired orca/sharkdogs that have a fish skeleton somewhere on their bodies but exceptionally unlikely that they’d use the exact same hexcode colors unless they’d directly eyedroppered them off the original drawing”). The discussion also points out that while the character and colors were copied from UFOhouse the character’s pose is also traced (or at least heavily reffed) from another artist’s work.

The accusation isn’t “corgitoys used pink and blue and MY OC is pink and blue so they’re stealing colors” it’s “here are ten comparisons where we can show that corgitoys has traced references and copied characters and here are a couple of instances in which we can show that they have copied characters so blatantly that they didn’t even bother with reskinning them for plausible deniability.” Colorpicking is a *tiny* part of that conversation.

AND BY THE WAY tracing/reffing isn’t bad. It isn’t evil it isn’t something no artist should do - but tracing/reffing needs to be identified as such and the reference material linked back to. Lots of artists learn through tracing, and using figure/pose reference is really great for improving the clarity of your work; but if you claim that a trace is your work or use a ref then don’t link it you’re plagiarizing someone else and should give credit where credit is due.

[regicide1997]

If it hadn’t been full-out plagiarism, this would’ve been the perfect opportunity for an Anish Kapoor joke. But alas, it is straight-up stealing of credit

[regicide1997]

People in the notes are continuing to miss the context. It’s not “Color picking constitutes art theft”. It’s “This other artist deadass stole the entire character design, including the exact colors the original artist used.” It’s a case of adding insult to injury, and all y'all’s shitting yourselves laughing at the audacity of the injured to call out the insult.

[ms-demeanor]

It’s even more specific than that - there really *is* a reasonable chance that two artists could independently create teal-and-silver pterodactyls wearing crowns of bone because teal, silver, pterodactyls, and bone crowns are all nice things in their own right. But if the teal and the silver are hexidecimal matches that’s basically a fingerprint proving that the second artist 100% absolutely has seen the first artist’s work because it’s astronomically unlikely that the colors would be a perfect match.

[burnitalldownism]

People who are old enough to remember ad free YouTube, FB, Twitter and Instagram believing that capitalism drives innovation are fucking hilarious.

Like, all of those platforms were still profitable...massively profitable before they had targeted ads on your feed and unskippable ads before videos. They didn’t need to bring them in. They weren’t going to go under, their CEOs weren’t living in the backseats of their cars, they were living in mansions already. They just wanted more money.

Greed was the only reason. Capitalism is the reason they made their platforms and the user experience worse. That’s it.

[cat-homo]

monochrome paintings i’ve done recently

[mess-inside-and-out-deactivated]

People are deliberately starting fires in the amazon rainforest to illegally deforest indigenous land for cattle ranching and the president of Brazil comes today and says that this is work from NGOs, listen what a indigenous woman have to say, from the tribe Pataxó:

Pataxó woman:

“These assholes came in and burned down [our reservation]... I want all of the media here to see this”

For 2 years we’ve fought to preserve [our reservation] & these assholes came in & burned it down.

They are killing our rivers, our sources of life, & now they have set our reserve on fire. Tomorrow we are closing the roads & I want all the media here to see this.

We need action, we need now, we need to take those ones to justice and take President Jair Bolsonaro to respond to this too, we need people to wake up that being a conservative it's not the same as being a stupid retrograde

Indigenous people, animals and nature are screaming in pain for help

Video and photo original from "Quebrando o Tabu" and Sunrise Movement on Twitter

[badjokesbyjeff]

Professor X: what’s your super power?

Me: hindsight

Professor X: that’s not going to help us

Me: yes I see that now

[sleepy-ocean-girl]

Hey Jeff, that’s an absolute spectacular joke

[unclefather]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ms-demeanor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I cry on company time