What Wind Blew You Hither?

Erik // USA // 22 laps around the sun

[favorite-aesthetic]

He is Leng Jun and his paintings are considered the most realistic ones in the world. See why:

[eduardorodriguezcalzado]

“Creation” / Artist: Eduardo Rodriguez Calzado / Oil on Canvas / 140 X 100 cm. / 2017

[shonk]

Dance

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[elenamorelli]

{ that kind of mood }

[twofacetoo]

So Tumblr is now auto-reblogging adverts onto my dash

If you see them, tell me and I’ll delete them. I don’t condone that shit

[momma-sleeptalker-deactivated20]

I was wondering why the fuck you reblogged something about shampoo. yeah, same here. if you see adverts on my dash, let me know ASAP

[ladydragon76]

I have adblocker and see NO ads, so if I reblog an ad, it wasn’t me, please let me know and LINK me, cuz I’ll never see it otherwise.

[hamletthedane]

Pro tip: if an evangelical stranger approaches you asking to pray for you, there’s inevitably something about you that they see and want to change. [Ex: I attend a very conservative, very religious uni and am clearly tomboyish/lesbiany, and thus am constantly attracting evangelical strangers] If you can’t shake them (usually very difficult), then turn the tactic upon them by asking if they mind you leading the prayer bc “I have a few things on my mind.”

Then talk about whatever it is that’s making them uncomfortable. I ask god to protect all the lgbt+ kids that are lost, isolated or homeless. I mention my non-Christian brothers, sisters, and siblings that have to fight for recognition and respect in a monoreligious nation. I pray for the protection of immigrants and refugees, reminding my evangelical friends that their savoir was once one of that number. You can pray for pregnant mothers to find the resources and abortive care that they need, if they need it, if you’re feeling particularly brave.

This achieves two things: 1) there is no response to this, esp if you wrap it up with “amen, thank you guys so much for doing that with me. I hope y'all have a blessed day” and leave them no room to continue the prayer. But more importantly 2) that group will NEVER bother you again and you will show them, using their own method against them, that their prayer isn’t an act of faith, but of power.

Just thought I’d share bc I know that I used to be accosted by evangelical strangers once a week on my uni campus and never had a good response or ‘out’. This is by far the most effective method of shutting that sort of behavior down real quick.

[darkfrog24]

Jesus could be a passive-aggressive son of a G and this is right out of his playbook.

[scrappy-appy]

Last one for a while, my partner took a slow mo bit that I thought was cool. Not horrible for a first attempt! I can’t wait to take another one in a year to see how I’ve improved

[acidholic]

i want to enjoy this magic with someone ✨

[peachtearsb]

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

[mosoli]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[fortjester]

[doodlepearl]

Life imitates art

[thegetty]

Whose Values?, a collaborative project between Barbara Kruger and local high school students, asks some big questions. Here’s what our visitors have been saying.

What do you fear?

[just-shower-thoughts]

So, if you made a dollar a second from birth to passing, it still will not come close to the income tax Jeff Bezos gets allowed to annually avoid.

[titanium-rain]

[supplyside]

Nighthawk

[highlandvalley]

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1 https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

[garlare]

LET THEM IN

[beesmygod]

WAIT THIS IS THAT MUSEUM THAT MAKES THE INCREDIBLE TOTE BAGS BC OF THESE CATS

[egberts]

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

[egberts]

[hymnofvalefor]

finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again

[w0wls]

The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering