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[marsmagery]

everyone please appreciate my valentine

[agro-carnist]

yo how come sometimes jack russels look like this

but then sometimes they look like this

[talesfromtreatment]

Gee, I wonder how she managed to get so fat.

No danger in this for me, she's missing 90% of her teeth.

[zumer-feygele]

She ate all the past vet techs, @talesfromtreatment has just been dipped in the river sticks and granted dog invulnerability

[talesfromtreatment]

I have pug repellant on. Can't bite me!

[bumbumtugboat]

blue hour in rural New Brunswick

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

honestly can we talk about that scene in death note where L sends out a death row criminal to impersonate him on live TV, and Light responds by killing him and going “haha, i just killed your smartest detective, police!”, only for the real L to come on air and be like “hi yeah that wasn’t me….. that was a no-name criminal that you couldn’t have heard about in the news….. also this isn’t actually an international broadcast it’s only in the kanto region in japan…. so you must live there…. also now i know that you need a face and name to kill somebody… so you can’t kill me……. k bye” absolutely legendary. what a goddamn moment

[blackbeautyro]

baberuth__

[feralseraph]

children are so exhausting even when you love them it’s so cruel that so many women are forced to raise kids they never wanted

[meangirlnurse]

“gender should be fun!” gender is a system of violent subjugation 

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

things that humans have sent to space as a friendly gesture that make me cry my eyes out:

- whale songs

- sounds of footsteps, laughter and a kiss

- an hour-long recording of the brainwaves of someone who was, among other thoughts, thinking about what it is like to fall in love

- an illustration of two people holding hands

- so many sentences in almost 60 languages, including these: ’Friends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.’ ’Greetings from a computer programmer in a small university town on planet Earth.’ ’Are you well?’ ’We are happy here and you be happy there.’ ’How's everyone? We all very much wish to meet you, if you're free please come and visit.’ ’Wishing you happiness, health and many years.’ ’Welcome home. It is a pleasure to receive you.’

[laundryandtaxes]

Based af

[obstinaterixatrix]

I’m a little tired of seeing all the adhd executive dysfunction/emotional regulation/inattention posts without tips or suggestions as if it’s a completely hopeless situation. of course it’s important to acknowledge & validate it especially in an adult context but like... There Are Workarounds

when I need to clean I call friends and chat so it doesn’t feel as agonizing

when I can’t study I start eating sunflower seeds by the bag and suddenly I can read again (but if that doesn’t work it’s just Med Time)

if I have to write something and I can’t get started I do screenshare with pals (even though they’re probably not watching I feel that External Pressure)

Find Your Stim (I like clicking pens and messing with stuff that makes sound which means I have to be alone otherwise I drive everyone around me bonkers lol)

gotta have a whole BAG of tricks for emotional regulation when that anger spiral kicks in (breathing exercises, blasting music in the car, private vent blog, literally just leaving and sprinting around the block, ngl I’m not as great with this one -_- )

Ten Billion Alarms

I remember where I put things ONLY when I say out loud ‘I am putting down [thing] on [place]’ WHICH I am trying to make more of a habit so I don’t have to constantly enlist someone to call my phone

(the above falls in line with yelling PHONE, MASK, WALLET, KEYS right before leaving the house)

like not everything works with everyone and sometimes it takes a while to get A Whole System setup but once you do realize certain things specifically giving you trouble (importance of External Motivation/Validation, trouble starting, needing additional stimulation) you can specifically target that aspect of adhd brain bullshit and hopefully enlist people as necessary. telling folks ‘here’s a problem!’ without any hints on what folks do to live with it feels. I dunno. come on. let’s help each other out.

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[amodevotee]

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

[goodatyugioh]

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

[somekidinacoma]

His tag says “Long Boy Bob” 😂😂

[joyfultimetravelbanana]

Reblog= equals one pat For long boy bob

Like= more cat treats 

[sword-and-nightingale]

I love dumb cats

[lady-vermin]

This is Moe. He’s so stupid he started chasing shadows. Like we didn’t use laser pointers or try making special movements with shadows. He just one day decided to start trying to beat the shit out of every shadow that goes by him. He may look fat in the picture but that’s pretty much all fur. I like to think that’s what the inside of his skull is like too.

[gothiccharmschool]

The dearly departed Queen Trinian of Fuzzwumpia would regularly fall down stairs because she forgot where she was and start grooming herself

She’d also investigate candles. Singe her tail, be upset for a few minutes, then go lean closer and closer to the mysterious warm thing and singe herself. This would continue until I gave up and put out the candle.

She was a good girl.

[seananmcguire]

This is Meg.

We tell people pretty regularly that she’s the sweetest, stupidest mammal they will ever meet.

[kitchenalia]

really is telling how one of the most basic things that gay people ask for—happiness, safety, and legal status in a relationship with the one you love—is something that is met with derision or mockery in the ‘lgbt community.’ it’s because it’s something that people who are just playing gay cannot connect with, and something that they don’t put a lot of stock in. that’s why you’ll see things like gay marriage put down as gay assimilation, and that’s why you’ll see the promotion of happy, healthy gay couples called homonormativity. it’s such a basic desire, and you can really just tell when someone who’s never dreamt of asking for it in their lives (i.e., straight people, asexual people). because they don’t need to and they don’t think that you should ask for it either

[kitchenalia]

it’s just hurtful. people who never had to contend with the idea that they could be denied services, jailed, beaten, killed, excommunicated from a church, or otherwise socially marginalized for a relationship are being allowed to define what is “useful” activism regarding relationships. people who never felt dirty and wrong and unnatural and against god for their childhood crushes get to say whatever they want under the umbrella ‘queer.’ which they claim not because it’s politically useful, but because it erases the line between who is same-sex attracted and who is not.

and yet they still have the audacity to say the dumbest lines. not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you. out of the mouth of a man who has only ever desired women. i hate it.

[alubenket]

CG: GOD FUCKING STRIDER DON’T PUSH. *whispers*

TG: why the h oh *sniffs*

TG: man do you even wash your hair

CG: SHUSHH

[chuckdrawsthings]

the duality of cat

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

for those unaware of the recent meme development

the cat evidently changed her stance on banana

[fakeboitherottengirl]

how do I get comfortable using she/her pronouns?

[permutational]

Something to consider: what if discomfort is just as valuable as comfort? What if it’s not possible to be comfortable all the time? Is full-time comfort even desirable?

I don’t think being uncomfortable means anything is wrong with me, how I think, or how I feel about myself. I don’t have to always be comfortable in order to be whole. In many cases, my discomfort is communicating something to me about my environment, or about the stigma, burdens, and experiences I carry with me. My discomfort has value; it isn’t something I have to target and eliminate for “self-improvement”.

I find that discomfort around pronouns tends to be context-specific. I feel different about how I’m perceived in different situations, and by different people. 

In some environments (especially around men and straight people), I don’t want to be She, or He, or anything: I want to blend into the wall, disappear, be undetectable. In other environments (especially around other detransitioned women, GNC women, and lesbians), being She is as natural as breathing.

Being She is different things in different places. Not every place respects women and lesbians, and it makes sense that that makes me uncomfortable.

When I am comfortable, it feels like nothing is wrong – I don’t feel the need to change anything, don’t sense any unfairness I should push back against. Who does my comfort benefit? What good does it do me to be comfortable when I’m in a hostile environment? Who does my complacency serve?

It’s no coincidence that there is pressure to “heal” my discomfort, as if the world is fine, and the only problem is my inability to accept things as they are, even if those things harm me. We are told to pathologize and second-guess our feelings, our core methods of navigating and understanding the world, built up from years of experience and trauma and survival.

My discomfort isn’t inherently harmful to me, even when it’s making me miserable. It’s just a feeling. But if I get uncomfortable enough, miserable enough, I might start demanding changes in my favor. And we can’t have that, now can we?

[ricadiazarts]

I started watching Yashahime and I love Moroha so much 💕

She’s such a babie! She’s the perfect combination of Inuyasha and Kagome’s last two braincells. (but please…let me see the family together…)