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[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[hotgirlcastiel]

[ganondorf]

[kibumkim]

The patriarchy won lmao

[disgracedmilfman]

Evergreen

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[lilu-the-almighty]

Prev’s tags significantly added to my experience of this video

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

the constable trifled in my affairs so I ambushed him and his associates with a pneumatic cannon packed with fentanyl. it was a flyby affair, facilitated by my marvelous clockwork flying machine

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[nnugatoryextravagance]

I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

[miamicommune]

you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dragongirl-weed]

transcription by @jub3r7

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

[megabuild]

[halondrus]

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tumblr is so in denial about how much it loves lolcow milking. it’s kind of hard for me to talk about this because 1.) it feels douchey to bring it up and 2.) i have some frayed nerve endings on the subject but like. i’ve had lolcow threads about me on kiwifarms. I read all of them. it’s all the same shit and often the same users (there are more queer leftists on kiwifarms then you can imagine). there is criticism, deserved and undeserved… and then there is lolcow milking.

i don’t think schadenfreude is an inherently evil emotion. i love a good crab rave. but i think experiencing schadenfreude is a kind of internal check engine light signifying that it’s time to pop the hood and reflect on why that’s the reaction your having. i know that sounds patronizing but schadenfreude is truly one of the most judgement-clouding emotions you can have and it’s just. well. the most ashamed i’ve ever been about my own words or actions has been when they’ve been driven by schadenfreude. i don’t even say that out of some kind of pretense of nobility but because it’s really obvious to other people when that’s what’s inspiring you, and it’s really, really unappealing.

[breakbeatbun]

the way some of you talk about elves i can't quite tell if they're something you want to fuck or if they're some sort of exotic cuisine you can hunt and kill

[hannahp0calypse]

can someone explain this post to me. why did it just say the same thing twice

[jame7t]

just felt you with my feelers. Not interested. DO NOT LAY EGGS IN OR NEAR ME.