Catboy Judas' Secret Blog

[friccahacked]

fuck it. kafcake

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[pukicho]

You are my canvas. My knife is the brush.

[pukicho]

(Talking to the melon)

[pukicho]

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[komsomolka]

notice how evil media has hr initials. harry potter, heated rivalry...

[street-dog-bread]

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class

[capncaprisun]

Eraserhead baby labubu

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Please. My Labubu is very sick.

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of incredible dining etiquette

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturongs of monitoring the situation

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturongs of monitoring the situation

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[crabussy]

DUDE

[daisywords]

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

[kazieka]

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

[kazieka]

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

[ladyfarona]

If you don't know what a Tufted Titmouse looks like, behold:

[calllynx]

The shape of love

[calllynx]

This is on paper btw

[bepreparedforachange]

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT ❤️ MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT