Good Lord Have Mercy

[sacred-portal]

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[naamahdarling]

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

[fiyerotigelar]

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[pancakeke]

if the british museum can say "it's correct for us to keep stolen artifacts because we maintain them better than the rightful owners could" then everyone should be able to eminent domain whatever neglected IPs they want.

[catcrumb]

[amanaci]

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

[chiclet-go-boom]

[peelingmandarins]

“After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans need more than seven hours of sleep each night to maintain cognitive performance. After ten days of just seven hours of sleep, the brain is as dysfunctional as it would be after going without sleep for twenty-four hours. Three full nights of recovery sleep (i.e., more nights than a weekend) are insufficient to restore performance back to normal levels after a week of short sleeping. Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.”

— Matthew Walker PhD, Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams (via themedicalstate)

[patricide1885]

Jesus christ

[hockeyheart]

Sleep is a super power

[lady-griffin]

That last bit makes a whole lot of sense and it honestly astounds me, that I never once considered it.

But yeah that seems very obvious.

Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.

[ivycrowned]

This explains why i am literally unconscious for the entire weekend. When the lockdown first happened I slept a full three days.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[mercymateria]

G’raha wake up! You fucked up big time

[afafafr]

say you like Sidon, and no one bats an eye. say you like Rauru, and society... society calls you a furry

[t4timekeeper]

Currently the 2 devs left on TF2 are having a war in the office as they keep banning and unbanning the same cosmetic from the workshop over and over again, it's happened seven times.

What is the cosmetic you ask? Big Slappy.

What is Big Slappy you ask?

I bet you wish you didn't ask.

As of now, it is banned, that will likely change soon.

LITERALLY 1984

[telltaletypist]

the last 2 tf2 developers fighting over Big Slappy

[rocking-space-dragon]

I want you to know that this led to what may very well be the funniest image I've ever seen in a fully published article

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[sailorbrazil]

An exclusive look into the workings of the mind of the average tumblr user

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[theocseason4]

[carbomcoco]

(via @lazarus-lazuli )

[avagueidea]

Good news! It only took him 3 tries 🎉🎉🎉 congrats cringe husband

[amotleycrew]

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

[persephonesfill]

tumblr marking new blogs with a new arrival banner has the same vibe as someone putting a "kick me" sign on your back