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[racingbikesarchives]

Mpto Guzzi VSR 500

[waggledit]

Mini Guzzi!!!

[catbuttfever]

Cute baby

[itsbrucemclaren]

//// 1981 De Tomaso Pantera GTS.  //////

[catbuttfever]

Oh God, marry me

[vintagemotorcyclepictures-deact]

[catbuttfever]

Tasty

[motocustomsgreece]

There’s good bikes, great bikes, and then there’s the RC30…

[windburnedeyes]

Visit https://windburnedeyes.com/ for more. #motorcycle #motorcycles #biker #caferacer #custom #rideout #motorcyclelifestyle

[catbuttfever]

Hello.

[rionsuke]

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

[catbuttfever]

Are we supposed to make it alliterative? Because Coffee and Cat Hair has strong vibes.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

uptown rat… he’s been living in a paris flat.. he’s got a job inside a tall twink’s hat … his dad would not approve of that

[such-justice-wow]

Idk why people see being into school uniforms as pedophillia and not a reflection of the fact most people develope their sexuality in a school environment

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

I mean… Probably just the implication that a grown adult would be into something worn by teens and children…

[such-justice-wow]

Except most of the time it’s normally on someone who isn’t a teen which is why it seems weird to me

[catbuttfever]

This is a very good take. A lot of sexuality is cemented by whatever was around you in adolescence. Also if anyone has seen real schoolgirls, they're pretty gross. I was one. It's a fantasy that harkens back to the age of sexual awakening. If those garments on adults turn you on, it's not pedophilia.

[eretzyisrael]

Italian Doctors Fooled Nazis by Inventing This Fake Disease

In 1943, a team of ingenious Italian doctors invented a deadly, contagious virus called Syndrome K to protect Jews from annihilation. On October 16 of that year, as Nazis closed in to liquidate Rome’s Jewish ghetto, many runaways hid in the 450-year-old Fatebenefratelli Hospital. There, anti-Fascist doctors including Adriano Ossicini, Vittorio Sacerdoti and Giovanni Borromeo created a gruesome, imaginary disease.

“Syndrome K was put on patient papers to indicate that the sick person wasn’t sick at all, but Jewish” and in need of protection, Ossicini told Italian newspaper La Stampa last year. The “K” stood for Albert Kesselring and Herbert Kappler — two ruthless Nazi commanders.

The doctors instructed “patients” to cough very loudly and told Nazis that the disease was extremely dangerous, disfiguring and molto contagioso. Soldiers were so alarmed by the list of symptoms and incessant coughing that they left without inspecting the patients. It’s estimated that a few dozen lives were saved by this brilliant scheme.

The doctors were later honored for their heroic actions, and Fatebenefratelli Hospital was declared a “House of Life” by the International Raoul Wallenberg Foundation.

The Jewniverse

[the-meme-monarch]

I am so absolutely pissed off that i never learned this in school 

[babyanimalgifs]

Sing to me your sweet lullaby.

via @dalmatian.freddie

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[catbuttfever]

Oh God I can hear their voices in my head

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This video is where comedy peaked

[outlandishandpolished-blog]

*GONG*

[catbuttfever]

Holy shit this is golden

[glumshoe]

I looked into the “I’m a luxury few can afford” sweater, and apparently it’s from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems… but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own:

Just LOOK at this incredible grumpy old gay robot sweater. Look at it.

[slightedtrashqueen]

Its Bernie Sanders

[glumshoe]

My god you’re right.

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

I looked up Wit Knits and you’re right, every one of these designs is fucking fantastic:

[lillyoftheally]

im the man with banana on his sweater holding a fuckn pineapple

[snatch-daddy]

I gotta learn to knit.

@seize-patriarch @cazador-red

[uncle-beanbag]

Those be amazing

[catbuttfever]

I need this book. Cheapest available copy is $60 though

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catbuttfever]

I thought I was having a stroke trying to read this.

[shiftythrifting]

A Friend lamp!!! Paddington!!!

[catbuttfever]

Am i the only one who thought this was a bong?

[avvocarlo]

[frikiskrew]

[datagrave]

When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.

[coredumpproject]

I will always reblog all of these.

[uncle-beanbag]

@kasaron

[your-raifu-is-shit]

Hecho en Switzerland (mixed media, 1985) is a functional breech-loading shotgun made by artist Tom Sachs out of trash and hardware store plumbing parts.

Firearms like this one were made by Sachs and his studio to be sold to the NYC Cash for Guns program for $200 each, in order to fund future large-scale projects. Sachs’ studio also produced similarly improvised breech-loading single shot pistols in .22LR and .45 ACP.

[trveroman]

What a hero.

[catbuttfever]

People say they hate modern art but this is brilliant