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Ted Lasso (2020—) 1.01: “Pilot”

incredible innovations on the beverage front

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

prokopetz

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

cerebralsilhouettes

I used to make these all the time and I haven’t made one in a while but I think it needs to be said

@catchyaontheflopside appreciation post!! 😌

catchyaontheflopside

Awe thanks @cerebralsilhouettes!

I appreciate you, too!

energyprison

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

rockshitty

I keep my water bottle in the back. If I go in the back to get a drink of water I don't have to be in the front where the customers are.

#I bring 3 large beverages to work every day #a 32 oz bottle of water #a 24 oz tea #a 16 oz boost powder with milk #and for a while an additional probably 8 oz coconut water with lemon juice #on the weekend I drink like one cup of coffee and then forget the rest of the day

porcelain-dollbones

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

porcelain-dollbones

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

perfectquote

“We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It’s a death trap.”

— Anthony Hopkins

hyydraworks

When it’s time to take out the fine china 👌🐴

These guys will be in the 7/24 drop at 5 pm ET!

mockva

Guys, dolphins know how to get high. 🤷🏼‍♀️ And here is how.

They use pufferfish. When a pufferfish gets threatened, it releases a potent neurotoxin. The dolphins figured out that if you bite the fish just gently enough, a tiny dose won't kill you, it just completely alters your perception.

So they pass it around to their friends like a joint, taking turns for 20 minutes straight. Afterward, they just float near the surface, barely moving, staring off into nothing.

Besides humans, they are the only animals known to intentionally seek out altered states just for the pleasure of it. Pure stoners of the sea.😏

petaltexturedskies

My love has made me selfish. I cannot exist without you — I am forgetful of everything but seeing you again — my life seems to stop there — I see no further. You have absorb'd me. I have a sensation at the present moment as though I was dissolving — I should be exquisitely miserable without the hope of soon seeing you... I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for religion - I have shudder'd at it — I shudder no more — I could be martyr'd for my religion — love is my religion — I could die for that — I could die for you.

John Keats, Bright Star: Love Letters and Poems of John Keats to Fanny Brawne