KABOOOM!!!

19 | maryam

[russian-chaos-agent]

me spending money on my boo vs me spending money on me

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[welovenappyhair]

@_sylphlike

[pakistanilowlife-deactivated202]

A 7-year-old girl was raped, murdered and tossed in the garbage in Kasur, Pakistan. Save our girls.

We have failed as a people. Absolutely horrific. 

[price-of-paradise]

Pakistani news channels saying ‘don’t let your women or kids out’ …

how about changing standards and educating/raising people in a way where they atleast have an ounce of humanity??? 💔💔💔

[aahlam-deactivated20250217]

How can I sleep when our children are being tortured and raped? How can one sleep knowing that there are people out there that has no form of humanity, religion, any sort of feelings towards children?

May Allah azzwajal destroy them.

[fluffmugger]

Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That’s Saving Rhinos

Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away.

1) Does not hurt rhinos

2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability

3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught

4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base

Win. Win. Win. Win.

[solvatochrome]

5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

[useless-zoofacts]

PUT IT ON ALL RHINOS!!!!!

[justnoodlefishthings]

And elephants!

[alexavier-taiga-deactivated2019]

I don’t understand why america is like “RED WHITE AND BLUE ARE THE COLORS OF ‘MERICA!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1″ because like 

there are at least 35 other countries

[caterwaulus]

Can 2018 be the year where I can get texts fr cute curly haired boys

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[miizzyybabyy]

😂😂😂😂😂💀

[mami-morena]

My safe word is pineapple juice, whats yours?

[spellinwaiting]

forgotten highlight of 2017: season 4 of sherlock was literally so bad that the fans that somehow still existed were completely convinced it was intentionally bad and there was gonna be a secret fourth episode that fixed everything

[kodachromenightmare]

True highlight of 2017: Despite being on tumblr daily I was completely unaware of that there even was a season 4 of Sherlock.

[drivelikei-do]

i have a huge thing for neck kisses, breathe on my neck and i’m already gone

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[captainlordauditor]

OMG

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[afrodesiacworldwide]

Wow

[ojalla]

she’s back and she’s better

[sauvamente]

Ayyye she out here

[gayscreechingnoises]

The most punk

[weloveshortvideos]

The true definition of growing up with siblings

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks