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[oliviawebsite]

me: doctor im in so much pain. every inch of me hurts so fucking bad i wanna kill myself man idk what to do anymore

Dr Blowjob: *starts sucking me off*

[transfemininomenon]

my most toxic trait is i can't see the salamanca twins without immediately going "well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers"

[transfemininomenon]

[aurorajay]

Tada! Dye-painted wool felt cape, part of my emperor moth comission.

[papercutie]

[ultrainfinitepit]

Horseshoe crab angel sketch

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

you could photoshop a tucker carlson show headline into anything and I would think it's real.

like this is an example of a REAL tucker carlson headline

[hornpoint]

don we now our GAY apparel??

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

[hotvampireadjacent]

[plumslices]

genuinely

[weaver-z]

I am pleased to inform my beloved followers that Tesla is down 69% this year as of today

[transmechanicus]

“Do not fist android girls” ok well did any of you try kissing her cheek first? Stroking her hair? Going down on her? Maybe if you weren’t so eager to rearrange her gears on the first date, you’d still have two hands.

[cyberpriestess]

couldn't leave these hiding in the notes djdjdk

[burlbread]

Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there

[thes-hitoverlord]

I em Slavic, and this is 90% true 

however, you got one thing wrong 

Only snobs, hipsters, and fratboys drink foreign brands 

[burlbread]

Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.

[bi-dazai]

THIS IS THE SLAVEST POST EVER AMAZING

[raimeblackwater]

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[gay-for-fingerless-gloves]

For every single person in the notes going “yeah” or “same” or something like that…

[sandmandaddy69]

[largefluffydog]

happy Thick Dog Girl Thursday, everyone

[largefluffydog]

IT'S FAT DOG GIRL FRIDAY, EVERYONE !!

[cosmicretreat]

[allbluesanji]

[kaiserbeamz]

the way this gif took tumblr by storm a decade ago

[giritina]

When I was in middle school I got in a fight w my friend abt whether or not this was weird. I was like “why are they knocking their heads against each other like that” and then my friend was like they’re fucking cuddling freak. When I got in a relationship later and nuzzled my partners face for the first time I felt like a fucking virgin for criticizing these women who had already been through so much