i'm on a roller-coaster that only goes up

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[chubby-robot]

when ur friend is venting to u and u get angry on their behalf

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[marisatomay]

I love using “my guy” and “my dude” and “kiddos” and “friend” for everything because there’s so much affection yet an unbelievable amount of sarcasm and that pretty much describes my personality

[bellygangstaboo]

I’m sure we hear more about him in the future. We have got to get these kids to understand that striving to be a rapper, football and basketball player is not the only thing out there. Unfortunately, kids make fun of kids who get good grades or are in honor classes because they don’t view it as being cool. It is critical to stop the bullying and stop that mentality. At some point the cycle of poverty needs to stop somewhere within a family. A child that focuses on school and graduates high school and moves on to college helps end the perpetuation of repeating the cycle of uneducated people in a family structure. When that child graduates and hopefully moves on to a great career. Numerous inventors were black.. THIS is what our youth should focus on, strive for!

[minusthelove]

Protect him

[cascadian-dumpster-water-deacti]

Saw this design floating around. Just had to make it.

[chronicillnessmemes]

[image of a person turned away from the camera, wearing a leather vest with the words “No more spoons, only knives left”, on it, with several images of knives]

[heyatleastitsnotcancer]

So this happened …

[jezunya]

Take this as your daily reminder to STOP LEAVING DISABLED & CHRONICALLY ILL PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR ACTIVISM. Republicans are literally arguing that we are lost causes who deserve to DIE rather than have access to the healthcare & medication that keeps us alive

[stephenhawqueen]

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

[blue-240d-deactivated20200202]

THIS IS LITERALLY IT. THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE

[grigiogurls]

lush did THAT 😭

[perplexedhedgehog]

@lauralot89 I knew there was a reason they were our favorite.

[haunted-hideaway]

That is some kind of special tub still. I mean it’s an unfair tub type to have to live up to.

[greenatlas]

[cubebreaker]

[cubebreaker]

Photographer Devin Mitchell’s Veteran Art Project aims to show us the real men and women behind the uniforms of the military, who are oftentimes fighting for freedoms which they are not fully granted themselves.

[juelzsantanabandana]

I like this because tumblr has this stereotype of what type of people join the military.

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[impratical]

That’s actually fucking hilarious 

[micdotcom]

Carrie Fisher was never afraid of the truth. These are her quotes that need repeating.

[scissorspider]

i was about to joke about how my political stance is “end lawnmower culture” but then it occurred to me that i actually Am against lawns as suburban status symbols and wastes of land that Could be used to sustain native flora & fauna and grow food for people, but no, instead they are these huge useless swaths of land that need Constant maintenance, the process of which is not only destructive, but Incredibly Loud

[turtletot43-deactivated20180723]

You know that actually is the purpose of a lawn? They started as a trend of the French monarchy - the ones revolutionaries beheaded for being self indulgent assholes.

It exists purely as a status symbol that says, “I have land but I don’t have to use it for anything productive. I can invest time, money and resources in maintaining an entirely useless crop on land I’m not farming just because it looks pretty.”

Lawns offend me.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Why have that stunted golf course in front of your suburban house if you can’t even water it? Get one of these instead.

[pollymol-deactivated20181115]

Unite Against the Lawn

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Pro tiny house, anti grass lawn. Prioritize practicality.

[memewhore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pizza saves lives. 🍕 (via abc news / thesonofprince)

[thejusticethatissocial]

thebestsophist on Michelle Obama’s speech