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orcboxer

try to imagine a gnome being homophobic.

you CAN’T, right? they’re just too whimsical

Straight up this guy called me a slur

orcboxer

wait...i remember you...

bardjulus

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

starcrier

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

hungwy

why are some pigs are scary and some are cute?? i keep getting scared by the scary ones, but i loveeeee the cute ones what do i do

Make all things cute through strong effort. God willing you shall love all beasts on Earth equally and infinitely

homunculus-argument

Feeling physical exhaustion as a psychosomatic reaction to things that feel daunting or intimidating is such a ridiculously counterproductive thing to do. Like there's a situation that requires you to be alert and mentally present and paying attention, and your brain just goes "hey I don't wanna. I don't wanna be here. How about going unconscious instead. No fuck you we're warping out. Night night."

friendlyfrankenstein

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

retroactivebakeries

kiradical

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

lakevida

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

soleandborn

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

keepthemaway2

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

lakevida

and im here too! 😃

weirdmageddon

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

athimbustanut

she won the idgaf war

that-dinopunk-guy

When I hired this carpenter on my Conan server I thought his ho-hum expression made him look really bummed all the time, so I named him Sad Gary. Here he is eating his lunch all by his miserable self.

Then today I logged onto the server just to start some alchemical base crafting real quick before I go do my IRL grocery shopping...and I find Sad Gary standing in my bedroom. Staring at me.

So now he has a new name.

greenlabcoat

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat