All I know is memes and cats

[headspace-hotel]

I’ve been reading about werewolves on Wikipedia and I just have to say. “Werewolves are warriors that descend into hell to fight demons” kicks unbelievable amounts of ass as a concept

[tethered-heartstrings]

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

[tethered-heartstrings]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[hymnism]

happened to my good friend ass creed

[cloudabserk]

i know adrian is widely headcanoned as green. but they could really be any color

[jewishbarbies]

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

[larkandkatydid]

“When in doubt, he charged into the cannon’s mouth—by proxy.” - Gary Wills describing Robert E Lee at Gettysburg with the most devastating use of an m-dash in literary history.

[charly-tellier]

[nosimpincurly]

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[mycupofstars]

It’s amazing how MEN are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[sparvverius]

you really do have to feel for he xuan though imagine you go up to the heavenly capital so ready to fuck up the life of the stupid undeserving spoiled brat who is living YOUR life who received YOUR godhood as a present with a big old bow slapped on it. ready to hate this person ready to relish taking back from them what's rightfully yours. and it's shi qingxuan. imagine your task being to hate the sweetest nicest cutest funniest most charming person you've ever met. who just wants to be everyone's friend. is nothing easy

[sparvverius]

@coldwind-shiningstars EXACTLYYYYY

[jerseymuppet]

kissin kate barlow has the best villain origin story ever put to paper. if i fell in love with a sweet man who just wanted to sell onions and show of his sick carpentry skills and they killed him for being black i think i would also snap and kill everyone involved in the most ironic way possible.

[sioltach]

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

[sioltach]

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[dragon-in-a-fez]

to be fair, the rest of the government does also regularly stand up in front of the nation's press and proudly show them the bloodied corpse of whatever they just killed

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

How dare you say we wanna eat someone from the inside. Cannibalism is wrong

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her