Catnoodles

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[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[trangoldin]

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[veletris]

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[orokothe]

Art Fight

[velvetterabby]

Sweetest muse of creation

[primarybufferpanel]

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[littlebirdofprey]

[itznarcotic]

yearning

[itznarcotic]

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

[ambassadorquark]

donald boat elf basketball tweet

[polyboss]

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

[garaks-padded-bra]

Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh

[vagueconfusion]

[garaks-padded-bra]

the amount of breathing room you gave my post in the speech bubble is fucking with me interior design feng shui style