Stuck in a loop of unhappiness.

⦻⦻⦻

[catofox]

we're so fucking back baby

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[yookay-times]

[duchessvongooseberg]

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[juulcourse]

abab

assigned born at birth

[sprachtraeume]

assigned baby at birth

[thegreatjackal]

all babies are bastards

[atlaslovesedm]

assigned bastard at birth

[admircot]

interesting kinship i noticed

[happyt-r-ail]

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[hillhomed]

just FYI!

[aurpiment]

“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected

“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized

“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[memeuplift]

[jubjubbird]

[ID: A screenshot of a Tumblr comment that reads “I would be at a loss for words. Not only is this situation terrible, but it’s also terrible.” End ID.]

[demilypyro]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude i had a chunk of dead skin on my finger from smashing it and i decided to just pull it off and it snagged the corner of my nail and gave just enough space to where the blood trapped under it could escape and it proceeded to spurt out so violently that it went up in a straight line toward the fucking ceiling

[sawed-on-shotgun]

my nail has gone from being almost entirely black to 1/3rd black 2/3rds red

[reviseyourwhat]

make freddy come out of yr finger and we got a fazbear frights novel

[sawed-on-shotgun]

I DONT WANT TO FINGERNAIL MPREG BIRTH FREDDY FAZBEAR !?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!

[avvocarlo]

the lonesome boner seems to shoot a load at night

[sleepingbaggi]

im not reblogging this shit man.

[avvocarlo]

you literally just did dumbass

[hungwy]

The floor is such a beautiful place to keep irregularly used items

[severedegg]