we're so fucking back baby

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YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
hello vonnie

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One Nice Bug Per Day
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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$LAYYYTER

if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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we're so fucking back baby
People who had kids on purpose really will come home from work after the worst day ever like "there better not be any fucking kids in here."
"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist
blorbofication to me is when you love a character in such a laser focus way that you somewhat detach them from the narrative from which they are inserted and treat them in a way roughly similar to how you'd treat an oc for which you still have no story and just like to put them in situations just for fun. which there's nothing wrong with btw, it's just that it can easily lead to people forgetting the character engine in a narrative and not just a barbie doll
fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.
in 2015 we didn’t have AI psychosis so people had to make do by believing a dress was white and gold
Because it was
Is the gold in the room with us right now?
yes. the dress is gold.
...
the dress has always been gold
r u saying this doesn't look white and gold to u???
...
what.
it's a white and gold dress in cool blue dim lighting w/ bright warm light behind it, making an optical illusion. we're not fucking doing this again
oh god fucking damn it
I know tumblr likes to exclusively make it about bloody hospitals but this is what Color Theory is about
HOW DID THIS DISCOURSE COME BACK IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026!???
when I tell you people were shouting up and down my dorm's hallways about this when it first happened
(the dress was by Roman Originals and it was in fact blue and black. but they made a one-off white and gold one for charity later)
based on personal experiences
the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
there was an incident at work today
You're mission was a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner!
You ever think about how in universe, the Red Dwarf itself must have become a piece of folklore, a space-age Mary Celeste. A ship that fell entirely silent one day, where none of it inhabitants ever seen or heard from again, bound to get people's attention. Did anyone try looking for them? Were there lone space explorers who went out hunting, convinced they'd be the ones to fjnd the ship, only to return home empty-handed, or ended up lost themselves? Were there documentaries, songs, poems, and stories written about it? About what might have happened and who was to blame? Did anyone ever get close, or was everyone way off base? Did it become a horror story, a warning? Don't join the JMC, or you'll end up like the guys on the Red Dwarf. Did they get a memorial built somewhere
Save yourself!
Octavius, go! You make a run for it, I’ll hold them off... I ain’t quittin you!
rainbow pride flag color picked from octavius and jedediah from night at the museum!
to make it more lynchian can't you read
i watched the pizza in the oven. i am now dough and cheese
Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑
To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.
she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos
Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !
Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!
🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤
I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash.
“but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!”
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time