Pain is Temporary but Swag is Forever

27|Artist|she/her|🇨🇦 |🩷💜💙|

[locked-n-lewded-requiem]

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

[dikubutto]

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

[cryptotheism]

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

[punkitt-is-here]

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

[garaks-padded-cell]

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

[smeefy-smoofy]

[garaks-padded-cell]

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

[lesbeid0u]

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[charlesoberonn]

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

[sagetheomnivore]

I quite like the implication that instead of waving him off and saying “yeah yeah yeah shut up I don’t know what that means”, Ryland would’ve sat down and let Rocky describe the words, find the human equivalent, and then type them into the computer to allow this verbal beating

[atalana]

oh he was definitely very personally curious what the words meant, so absolutely would have done this

source: the equally excellent sentence immediately following this one

[catsandbats13]

I keep waking up with High School Musical songs stuck in my head, despite not having watched the movies in a hot minute. Today it was Bet On It.

Is Troy Bolton trying to tell me something from the great beyond???

[therealraymanchester]

Wait same, wth😭

[catsandbats13]

Oh no, it’s contagious!! 🫪

[radio-silents]

Project Hail Mary, because I lowkey highkey depend on it for my dopamine atm

[zexox]

sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[targetedknowledge]

[vexwerewolf]

Okay but Vaquero Samurai would fuck so hard

[countinglobsters]

There are 0 lobsters in this post

[vexwerewolf]

That you know about

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post