One Nice Bug Per Day
#extradirty
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
oozey mess
The Bowery Presents
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
pixel skylines
YOU ARE THE REASON
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if i look back, i am lost
Cosimo Galluzzi
Product Placement
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Mike Driver
Sade Olutola
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todays bird
occasionally subtle
noise dept.
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@catsplantsanxiety
There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
@townofcan Why would leave this masterpiece in the notes
found family via shared trauma and determination for the bit
not really any memorable context he just said that
As a Human, I enjoy having fingers and toes. High five! For five fingers!
Would you like to buy some high grade copper? It’s what humans do.
Copper can be used for many rudimentary applications. As a Human, all I have are primitive applications. I would like some of this high grade copper for my Human applications!
Should I pay with cash, credit, check, or war bonds?
Shekel is preferred.
I am handing you the Shekel. With my hands.
Excellent. Thank you for this transaction.
Fantastic! Thank you, fellow Human. I will now apply this copper to my Human applications with my Human Hands.
I HAVE BEEN SCAMMED.
No refunds.
this post is like being handed demonic visions of what hyper latex porn looks like in the cars universe
my pet mold spore
me (decorated in bloody runes): man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules
severed bull’s head i carry with me for advice: if you mix sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter together you will become a powerful sorcerer
this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger
me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing
*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO
Behemoth
I saw the opposite of this horse
HONSE & hrse
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured
I’ll never forget the girl who was shopping for dildos mid lecture. She picked the one I wanted too
You can’t just leave this in the tags 🤣 @capacity2
I didn’t though….. it’s on the post u can see it right there I typed it onto the post
Does anyone want me
ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman
KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you
GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven
“Albina Ysmailova lightens up any chess tournament with her presence. This passionate player has a chess-themed prosthetic hand that she made herself.”
Photographed by David Llada.
imagine showing up to the chess tournament thinking you're hot shit and your opponent is a chess-themed cyborg. i'd shit myself.
