Cats Unlimted

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[natsumipocket]

Blue collection by Daniel Romero

[pillowprincessherbertwest]

asking "where is my little boy?" and clapping gleefully when a haunted middle-aged man appears onscreen.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[necronomipod]

Can't just leave this in the comments

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[mevil]

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[dailycatsblog]

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[animentality]

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess