Cat The Byrd

cat. 24. they/them.

[hellboys]

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

[sirfrogsworth]

[vbartilucci]

[e-the-village-cryptid]

growing up with a psychologist for a mother was so funny because my sister and i would be like “mo-om why do we have to go to bed now” and she would respond with a long explanation of the research on the effects of sleep on the brain and body followed by another explanation on permissive vs. authoritarian vs. authoritative parenting styles, with citations

[e-the-village-cryptid]

this was actually really good in some instances though because i started having insomnia and intrusive thoughts very young and when little me was like “mom i don’t like the thoughts in my head but i can’t make them go away and i can’t sleep” she replied with “oh honey. active thought suppression never works. in fact, wegner et al. (1987) tested this when they told a bunch of people to talk about whatever they wanted, and they told half of them to try not to think about a white bear. people thought more about the white bear when they were trying not to think about it! but when they told the people to think about a red car whenever thoughts of the white bear came to mind, the people had a much easier time not thinking about the white bear. so you see, you can’t force the thoughts out of your mind. you just have to let them pass through, and pick something else that you want to focus on”

and so ever since i was a very little kid i knew how to deal with intrusive thoughts, I’ve had them my whole life but never developed ocd or senses of shame about them cause my mom did her phd on thought suppression and she knows what’s up

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

[sneefss-deactivated20180126]

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

[machetelanding]

[sybyl]

so shocked was I that I could not find an existing side-by-side that the lord compelled me

[meatballerino]

Harry DuBois

[80source]

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) dir. John Hughes

[k1mkardashian]

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

[thistickles-deactivated20140906]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[k1mkardashian]

[pettydavis]

does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????

[kiwicum-deactivated20251101]

😭😭

[pupwife-riley]

an attempt was made

[cute-pluto]

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

[rendogdomesticated]

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

[chongoblog]

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

[bananonbinary]

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

[nfirr]

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

[ihasafandom]

#everyone here is making some very good points#i think we can all agree green is a winner tho (roachpatrol) No, green is too unstable. Like orange, the length proves to be its own detriment by allowing too much give in the structure, so that one must be unpleasantly cautious in one’s movements or be subjected to the *noise* and *vibration*. Yellow, meanwhile, has unparalleled movement and armfeel while reducing wire bounce.

[nflstreet]

ca-dmv-bot post simulator

ca-dmv-bot Follow

Customer: I KILL PEOPLE FOR FUN DMV: KILLER

Verdict: ACCEPTED

ca-dmv-bot Follow

Customer: to be put on the oscar mayer wienermobile DMV: 'HOT' COULD BE REFRENCING SEX, 'DOG' IS LINGO MEANING 'FRIEND' OR 'BUDDY', COULD BE CONSIDERED HOSTILE

Verdict: DENIED

[modmad]

this is actually what it's like trying to talk to S&P working on kids animation, you get the damndest things approved and then have a 3 week saga over the most innocent joke because One Person has a mind so twisted that if they swallowed a nail they'd spit up a screw

[krippe90]

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

The Head of Medusa by Peter Paul Rubens, 1618

[incorrect-drarry-quote]

Draco: Did any of these assholes mess with you?

Harry: No, you've marked your territory so hard they're scared to even say hello

[anexperimentallife]