Time Is An ̗̀Illusion ̖́

Yo yo yo I'm so sleepy

[ruinedchildhood]

Grandpa goals af 😭😭💕💕💕💕

[twitterlols]

MY HEART

[suavecitapomade]

[femkitti]

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

[sydsliftingface]

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

[commiehilfiger]

show this to ur friends w no context

[fandomsandfangirlsandfeelsohmy]

honestly why does Mr. Darcy, a man from the late 1700s and early 1800s, understand that an independent female is an awesome thing more than people from 2017? also he respects her decision to reject him?

[kaldannan]

Because a woman wrote him.

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[ulibeanzz]

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time

[bob-belcher]

[kittykat8311]

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

[softly-speaking-valkyrie]

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

[kittykat8311]

It’s important!

[mollytwos]

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

[kittykat8311]

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

[steampunkette]

Fun bit of info!

Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they’re getting their scent on you because they know that you’re a family, but you smell “Funny” compared to them. They’re trying to make you smell like their family.

If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it’s because they’re accepting -your- scent, and being part of your family.

Ketchup included.

[kittykat8311]

This is a good note, thank you

[rutabegaville-blog]

This why they boop you. :)

[ephuyrie-deactivated20180427]

Fact:

In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn’t bother them at all because they know you’re not going to eat them.

But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn’t be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there’s a high chance their first reaction will be “plz don’t eat me” before realizing you do not mean them any harm.

Also; if you accidentally step on a cat or a dog, or accidentally pinch/hurt a smaller pet and after they squeak or yelp you start petting them and trying to reassure the animal that you weren’t trying to hurt them they’ll understand that. Puppies and kittens get a little too rough with their play, but when a litter-mate ends up squeaking because they got hurt the puppy or kitten will stop playing so roughly and switch to kisses/licks as a way to apologize before they go back to playing.

When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as “oh that wasn’t on purpose” and the animal quickly forgives you.

It’s the animal equivalent of “Don’t tell Mom!”

[kittykat8311]

This is also good to know, thank you!

[deactivated-drawing]

Thank fucking god

[a-magpie-witchling]

THANK FUCKING GOD.

[weloveshortvideos]

[tyleroakley]

I LOVE THIS

[nudiemuse]

ALWAYS WAVE BACK.

Tiny humans need that kind of thing. ALWAYS wave back.

[shencomix]

[sesh]

[ladystarks]

The only valid redemption arcs are Zuko and Steve Harrington’s

[micdotcom]

Not all women got the right to vote in 1920 (x)

[laughterkey]

If your feminism isn’t intersectional, it ain’t shit.

[tarsdi]

we all have that movie we saw too young and probably scarred us for life.

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[sing-thebodyelectric-deactivate]

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

[cherryyclouds]

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public