im a cabbage patch doll That god made alive

she/they

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[emil]

[xenasaur]

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

[himynamesisnotemail]

Hello kitty is king

[cordic]

last night was licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license

[harry-crane]

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[neshamama]

koyoltzintli, "evil eye," 2010/2013, archival chromatic print

[franzschubertforever]

[darkspaceboytoy]

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

[bulliness]

I don't think so

[darkspaceboytoy]

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling

[kosmogrl]

🥟

[idlelizard]

silly salt cellar

[moonlightfemme]

daily affirmations

whoever annoys me will die

I am perfect

I am capable of killing people with my mind

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

[thelockenessmonster]

It’s substance abuse

[fairycosmos]

[mournfulroses]

Lydia Davis, from her book titled "The End of the Story," originally published in 1995

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[wurmzone]

let's play chess