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cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160

compulsory heterosexuality is being forced at age 12 to choose between which of the jonas brothers was the least unattractive aka the “hottest”

cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160

read my YA dystopia novel where all girls are strapped to chairs and this flashes in front of them

and you have to pick in 5 seconds which is the hottest and society is divided into joes, nicks, and kevins. But one girl, our protagonist, defies these factions. because none of them are hot

lightlybow

This was my entire 8th grade experience

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

i know i’ve made a post exactly like this before but that trope of a vampire or faerie or anything “other” watching a human from afar and “choosing” them is STILL so wild and uncomfortable to me bc if you watch someone from afar like that you’re gonna form such a romantic image of them in your head that’s actually barely what they’re like 90% of the time but now what the hell are you gonna do you just turned them into a vampire/brought them over to the faerie realm for eternity you’re STUCK with them and THEY’RE stuck with your impulsive naive romantic ass like

if a vampire watched me from afar they’re gonna catch me smelling wild flowers, talking to crows, and walking barefoot through creeks but they never see me inside and now they’re stuck, listening to me complain about the Naruto epilogue again. Again. They’re so tired. “Molly Anne,” they say. “Molly Anne please. It’s been two-hundred years.” I keep going. The betrayal still feels fresh.

archiemcphee

The Department of Extraordinary Lobsters is putting on their Giant Lobster Claws to celebrate the discovery of this magical moon lobster, recently caught by fisherman off the coast of Maine. The pearlescent lobster, whose enchanting coloring is most likely the result of leucism, was thrown back into the sea after the fisherman discovered she was a lady lobster.

[via The Mary Sue]

justnoodlefishthings

Department of Extraordinary Lobsters

bolto-deactivated20211002

i hate when ppl say shit like BUT ANTIDEPRESSANTS ALTER YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION UNNATURALLY READ UP ON IT NURGGHH like yeah, youre right, they force it to produce serotonin so i can function, similar to how i take thyroxine bc my thyroid doesnt fucking make the right shit, similar to how people with diabetes take insulin, similar to how people with low iron take iron supplements, you thin slice of nutloaf

do you yell at people for eating food bc their body doesnt just naturally photosynthesize energy on its own

glitchinthevoid-deactivated2017

no, you’re not part of black tumblr just because you support us, just like you not part of the lgbtq+ community if you’re just a cishet who supports us. youre just an ally. support us outside of our safe spaces ffs.

and I want all my followers to reblog this whether they black or not

bobbyverse-deactivated20191221

Be careful how comfortable you get with jokes that cut yourself down and emphasize the false concept that there’s no hope for your future and life is pointless. I get that talking about struggles is important and helps in not feeling alone. There has to be a line though, between “hey here’s something that’s rough so I’m gonna laugh about it” and cheering each other on as you hammer unhealthy concepts deeper into your mind. You are not worthless. You are not ugly. You are not trash. Good is absolutely possible in your future. Don’t forget that words have power. Be careful how much poison you throw in your own well.

cheese24k

Horded ducks see water for the first time

> That was heart warming, thanks!

> “NOO I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!…. wait, this is built in? well now I feel silly..”

> Who the heck hoards ducks?

> That music was the best.

> Beautiful video, thanks for sharing this gorgeous moment for those ducks.

> Love the way they stop as a group right at the waters edge as if to say “NO THANKS!”

> “Oh wow! I’m like a boat! You guys! Hey! You have to try this! I’m like a boat!”

> I almost skipped watching this because the video isn’t embedded, but the promise of seeing something adorable was just too strong. I wasn’t let down.

camembertlythere

someone just show me this next time I’m sad

doughnutcrow

I just realized that my dream job is loving tossing nervous ducks into ponds

perpetuallyirritatedlibrarian

@abbysucks look at the ducks

abbysucks

ive seen this video so many times but i always love the moment when the first duck ventures in and is like “woah holy shit I CAN FLOAT???”

crunchyroll is a lesbian and her gf is miku

aximili

‘I see yall ignoring this post’ is the modern version of “you’re heartless if you scroll past this”. pretzels is the same. you’re still guilt tripping for tumblr notes

kagamine-len

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kimpossibooty

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