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Cryptid | he/she/they | ♋️| bisexual | 24 | autistic commissions are open!!!

[cavecryptid]

How do you do fellow autistics

[sandersstudies]

Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.

[stanhatsunemiku-deactivated2025]

what if bugs could cough. like imagine spraying a roach with some raid and it starts hacking violently before passing away

[funny-tik-toks]

[itisiives]

[ilovedirt]

[byjove]

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

[tricotbf]

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

[spiffiesttea]

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

[some-j-name]

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

[spiffiesttea]

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

[byjove]

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

[lorebird]

[catgirlforeskin]

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

[foone]

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

[kaijuno]

[dunmertitty]

texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)

sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)

[dunmertitty]

does someone have this post. i need to see it again

[kuromi-hoemie]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

just watched a video of a wildlife rehabber tube-feeding the teeny tiniest orphaned baby opossum and the comments are fucking KILLING me

baby opossum (too teeny, hasn’t finished cooking in the marsupial pouch like it ought to have done, doesn’t even look like it should exist):

the comments:

[hollowboobtheory]

hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

[themaskedotter]

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

[guerrillatech]

[a-bed-of-moss-deactivated202605]

Peer reviewed:

[enbycrip]

Her name is Valentina Petrillo and she is a visually-impaired sprinter.

Time to support her, because even without the racism element I expect she will be getting some flak from Awful, Awful People.

[cottoncandysprite]

Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

[night-creeps]

The rest of tumblr might but I do not so please fill me in

[cottoncandysprite]

Ok so I'm not fully informed on it but here's the basic outline from what I've gathered:

The Animation Guild has been in negotiations with the AMPT (studios) to get better protections against AI, better pay, fewer layoffs, and generally more respect as an industry. To raise awareness, Animation Workers Ignited (not officially affiliated with TAG but a community-run account made to build support and organize) have been releasing animated PSAs starring Adam Conover (Adam Ruins Everything) as a fast-talking, suited-up organizer and Alex Hirsch (Gravity Falls) as a green-shirted, scared audience stand-in.

Sometime last night, Alex Hirsch and the director of the shorts shared exchange in the comments of their most recent PSA on twitter:

Which led to:

And finally, the art that kicked this whole thing off:

So, because this is the animation industry, everyone immediately jumped onto the new ship and started drawing fanart for it, ranging from silly doodles to full art pieces

AWI themselves are fully supportive of this and see it as a great way to spread awareness and get people to engage with the union. Even the Canadian Animation Guild posted about it. We are genuinely helping their cause by posting yaoi art. This is a good thing. Great, even.

TL,DR: People are showing support for and actually helping negotiating animators by posting yaoi art of characters from their PSAs.

[geek-ramblings]

What does LibsofTikTok think boxing is?

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that made....lets see..... hmmm yes. ill take "smoking the shit that made jack a lantern" for a hefty sum of 17 notes please

[girl-with-bones]

hey quick question. what

[charl0ttan]

im trying to order

[charl0ttan]

i can enjoy any shitty thing