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[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[kallistoi]

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

[meatgoat]

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holy shit. holding out for a Wriggle at the the end of the Nightbug

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[agam-shel-barvadim]

tumblr really has a gimmick blog for anything huh

[agam-shel-barvadim]

environmental storytelling

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[natural-blogarithm]

i think it's vital for every grad student to have a drop-out-of-grad-school fantasy. for example mine is to get an associates degree in scientific glassblowing.

[davidbyrne]

What if I told you David Byrne had that dog in him?

[gunsandfireandshit]

Can't stop thinking about the Eno quote now . . . .

[maidthings]

does anyone have the one image of that twink failing to pick up a jug of milk

[hustlerose]

[maidthings]

thank you

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[bigbadturtledad-deactivated2016]

Well, I have a dirty mind. 

[dogsenpai]

oh well,

[dear-julien]

[fagapult]

That is NOT staying in the tags

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

That’s her fujoshi throne

[thedunwichhorrorpictureshow]

That’s why she keeps her vibrator near the chair

[pitbolshevik]

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

[pitbolshevik]

me when i fucking get you

[a-shooting-starmie]

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[letsdrawvideogames]

So I started thinking about how Mew could possibly learn every TM, HM, and Move Tutor move; and one thing led to another.

I’m sorry (I’m not sorry).

[letsdrawvideogames]

So I kept thinking about it for ten years.

This silly picture of Mew I drew a decade ago ended up becoming by far the most popular thing I’ve ever done, and I still see it make the rounds on the internet to this day. When I realized the anniversary was coming up for it, I wanted to commemorate it. I feel like I’ve come a long way since then, both personally and professionally. I was aimless and struggling financially at the time, and now I’m back in college getting my life on track, training to become a professional animator. In a lot of ways, this silly doodle helped that happen, so if it’s put a smile on your face at any point in the last decade: thank you. I wouldn’t be here without you.