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math major, trekkie, procastinator 20s | italy | he | she |

[cavoliamerenda]

STRANGERS are being CONFIDENTLY WRONG on the INTERNET

[genderqueeradrien]

tumblr discourse in the miraculous universe must be insane

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Hot take: being akumatized is NOT an excuse to be cruel to people. You are responsible for your behavior

🌸 normalfrenchgirl man what the hell are you talking about

🥖 eiffeltowerluvr ????? hawk moth literally mind controls you i don't know what IS an excuse if that's not one

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Anyone who says they "couldn't help it" because they were "akumatized" is literally just an abuser looking for plausible deniability

🇫🇷 pariscitizen kill yourself like actually

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❤️‍🩹 kindheartedparisian sent an ask: i know people are attacking you over that post but just to explain why people are mad -- as someone who's been akumatized, the thing about being akumatized is it's really hard to break out of and you're not fully in control of your actions, even if you're aware enough to know what you're saying/doing you can't really stop yourself

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc answered: What a convenient excuse for an abuser. Sorry I don’t buy it I don’t think anything can make you act against your morals if you hold them strongly enough

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🧀 cheesefan69 sent an ask I actually genuinely think you deserve to die. I’m not akumatized for the record this is coming straight from the heart

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc People are calling me an asshole and then sending me asks like this

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👩🏾‍🎨 stripedjumperandberet idk i mean,,, my abuser used to lie about being akumatized so i think this conversation needs a little more nuance? because this absolutely happens unfortunately

🚬 frenchcigarettes MINE DID TOO i’m glad i’m not the only one 😭

🧘🏻‍♂️ calmchillguy @.stripedjumperandberet @.frenchcigarettes if u fell for that lie u literally deserved it idc

🧀 cheesefan69 @.calmchillguy that’s so far over the line man what’s your issue

🧘🏻‍♂️ calmchillguy i was akumatized my bad

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🌐 cecenestpasunblog love when there’s some stupid bullshit happening on the tl. Yeah sure what you do while akumatized reveals your true beliefs whatever. If we’re just saying anything now

🪶 pigeonsnumber2fan help meee people are saying WHAT

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🌸 normalfrenchgirl This is ridiculous lol that guy’s in my inbox spamming me with bullshit i’m gonna block him in a min but it’s kind of entertaining I’ll post the best ones later

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🛍️ chloebourgeois That guy is lowkey right I love being akumatized I can just kinda do whatever and nobody questions it

🐞 ladybug ??????????

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🐿️ ilovesquirrels sent an ask How do you live in Paris and not understand how akumatization works lmao

🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc I don’t live in Paris

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🎸 gays4jaggedstone He doesnt even live in Paris……… #WHATTTTTTTTT

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🐈 catboyblorbo Is ANYBODY else seeing that guy insisting akumatizarion doesnt make you do anything you dont want to do . Bc he just revealed he’s not even from Paris

👩🏾‍🎨 stripedjumperandberet LMFAOO?????

🐈 catboyblorbo I actually feel like im going crazy what is going on

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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc Now people are acting like just because I'm from America I can't have an opinion on French culture I guess

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🐿️ ilovesquirrels Am i having a fever dream

🥐 duvinetdescigarettes what are we talking about i just got up

🐿️ ilovesquirrels Some guy got on here talking about how akumatization is just an excuse for abuse and just revealed he's literally american

🎸 gays4jaggedstone don't even worry about it babygirl go back to sleep

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🚬 frenchcigarettes OH MY GODDDD ladybug herself saw the discourse du jour 😭

🌸 normalfrenchgirl i love how online she is tbh it's so funny she's so me. saving paris from supervillains then logging on to post like anyone else it's awesome

🐞 ladybug normalfrenchgirl i see u in my notes all the time and i check your blog like it's the morning news you're so good at posting

🌸 normalfrenchgirl

HI?????????? #sorry for making 5 different posts about the thumbprint cookies i had the other day they were really good

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🚬 frenchcigarettes sent an ask: ladybug what are ur thoughts on The Discourse

🐞 ladybug we could bring our akumatization rate down like 20% if we banned american tourists

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🍷 wine-cigarette-croissant-etc So it turns out ladybug went mask-off and is blatantly being an americanphobe

🇫🇷 pariscitizen-banned-remade PLEADEEEE DELETE YOUR BLOG

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[brennan-lee-mother]

Guy who torments for a living and the blonde menace who torments him back

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[cavoliamerenda]

im sorry there's heterosexuality in the new iwtv????

[tpwrtrmnky]

I'm so fascinated by people who seem to believe that analyzing media is somehow taking the joy out of it. Like. Do you not enjoy thinking? Does taking stuff apart and figuring out how it works not give you a hit of dopamine? And you get mad when you see people having fun in this way? What a sad, miserable way to engage with the world.

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

[eisenkrahe]

Last year JK Rowling personally funded a group called Sex Matters to amend UK law so that trans women *overnight* went from legally women to legally men. This has resulted in mass exclusion of the trans community from numerous organizations, along with ongoing violent assaults on both trans and cis women alike.

With the new Harry Potter series she will be making a reported $20 million per-season renewal + other performance dependent royalties. She has been open across multiple interviews regarding her intentions to use said funds to push forth even more trans targeted legislation in the years to come.

This isn’t a “she gets paid no matter what” situation. The more eyeballs on this show the more money she has to actively harm vulnerable communities. By engaging with it you are directly supporting this and otherwise making a conscious choice to consume HP over doing the literal very least possible to not destroy the lives of trans people across the world.

If my stating the objective facts above upsets you then feel free to unfriend and move along. Your nostalgia-goggles feelings for a tired, problematic franchise mean nothing to me compared to the welfare of my trans friends and loved ones."

If you care more about badly written children's books and imaginary wizards more than you do about real people in the real world do it far the fuck away from me.

Don't try to be in my life.

In fact, you are cordially invited to eat shit and die.

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[cavoliamerenda]

a fun thing about anime fandoms is that every few shōnens they reinvent spockmania

[spring-siblings]

Happy birthday Tori!

[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

LOTR abridged

[utopians]

Why do the servants not simply rise up and execute the Bridgertons

[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[cavoliamerenda]

STRANGERS are being CONFIDENTLY WRONG on the INTERNET

[seasonofhorror]

ALIEN

1979, dir. Ridley Scott

[cavoliamerenda]

i must not enter a ship war. ship wars are the story-killer. ship wars are the little-discourse that brings total plot obliteration. i will predict the ship war. i will permit it to pass over my headcanons and through my fandom. and when it has gone past i will turn the fangirl's eye to see its source material. where the ship war has gone there will be nothing. only character analysis will remain.