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Born on November 26th, 2000 Current age: 24

[ifuckinghatevideogames]

[summonermedirby-deactivated2025]

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

[kumasenpai]

…………….my goodness

[livid-righteousness-badgers]

He didn’t just rebuild an apartment building.

HE LEARNED HOW TO BUILD AN APARTMENT BUILDING. HE DID RESEARCH. IT TAKES SEVERAL YEARS TO LEARN ALL THE ENGINEERING AND LEGAL CONSTRAINTS OF BUILDING A BUILDING AND HE JUST DID IT.

[boxwithlid-blog]

This is one of my favorite flash comics. It really highlights how the flash doesn’t just run really fast, but can do absolutely astounding things. I remember reading this for the first time and having my head explode. 

Flash rules.

[therighthandofdoomcpn]

Flash is actually really freaking awesome.

[diotimamantinike]

to quote Hal Jordan: “the fastest man alive was always late because he stopped to befriend the people he saved” Barry Allen is a sweetheart

[adriofthedead]

He even built a wheelchair ramp :’)

[benjimatorarts]

Pedah, the horse is here.

[l-egionaire]

@ordinaryschmuck

[ordinaryschmuck]

What did he say in the second to last panel...?

[weirdkev27]

He said “what? Am I wrong?”

[ordinaryschmuck]

Yes, but what did he say BEFORE that to garner such a reaction.

[caw-zrs6]

Think of the absolute most horrid sentence imaginable; something that if heard would garner such a VISCERAL reaction of disgust and hatred towards the person who said it and meant it. Whatever you come up with, that is what he said.

[ordinaryschmuck]

I found it in the wild…

[ordinaryschmuck]

I’m half tempted to buy this…but only use red as a background for Hell.

[caw-zrs6]

*Palpatine voice* Do it.

[ordinaryschmuck]

...Uh.

[caw-zrs6]

Guessing this is your first time learning of the existence of The Super Hero Squad Show.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[caw-zrs6]

The reason why people weren't casting is because for something like this, they're waiting for the right moment to come. It's like in the first Incredibles movie for instance, where Bob was holding that claw and was telling Helen to press a button on a remote, but she refused to do it until the robot they were fighting got close enough for the claw to actually hit it.

[ordinaryschmuck]

Tony: Cap....You need to go change your swimsuit.

Cap: Why? Its the same kinda swimsuit i always used to wear.

Tony: Its....its too old timey.

He’s just threatened by the bulge. LOOK at that bald eagle…

[caw-zrs6]

Plus, just look at those MAN TITTIES. Not only does he have America's ass, he's also got America's tits as well. Yes I know they're actually called pecs, I'm calling them tits because it's funny.

[ordinaryschmuck]

...What?

[caw-zrs6]

"Mordecai, go take down Conquest or YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!"

[ordinaryschmuck]

Gangle: What's happening to me?! Oh no...

Pomni, narrating: After Pride Month, all gays must return to Mother Earth.

Gangle:*screams as she fades away*

Jax: I knew you'd get owned, Gangle, but I didn't know you'd get owned so hard. *Begins to fade* Huh?! What?! NO!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHY AM I- Oh, the trans thing. *sighs* Of course! What else would it be? What the hell am I talking about? *Screams as she fades away*

...Is this from something?

[caw-zrs6]

Found the sauce.

https://youtu.be/XQSHeFM7TOs

[glitch-news]

+ MERCH SALE: JAX PRESENTS THE JAX PENDANTZ COLLECTION

This definitely happened

— July 1st 2026

[ordinaryschmuck]

If the mystery one is just Jax with a bow, I’d laugh a little.

[caw-zrs6]

Tragically, it's not. It's Jax abstracting.

[ordinaryschmuck]

Jimmy Olsen accidentally getting himself turned into a dog person at a speed dating event is the most normal Jimmy Olsen adventure he's ever had.

That's what you get for turning down the perfection that is Kara you...dumb bastard.

[caw-zrs6]

I mean, to be fair for Jimmy, he didn't fumble the bag so much as put it down gently until he could carry it properly. Or as this one comment on YT put it, he set it down so that he could nail it and become a Nail Bird.

Plus there's another comment that said they understood where Jimmy was coming from, in that he did it so that he wouldn't feel like a burden and keep Kara from exploring and seeing everything else that Earth has to offer.

[kika-ila]

Since I started this nostalgia trip, I drew another little something with this group, they deserve it! ^^ 💝

[ordinaryschmuck]

This is how I imagine life would be for the Total Drama cast if the show ended at, like, Season ONE at the latest.

[caw-zrs6]

Or they sued Chris for all he's got.

[ordinaryschmuck]

Okay, so I put myself in Tomadatchi Life for the lols and whatnot, and TWICE now I've fallen in love with Emily from Hazbin Hotel.

...I mean, valid, but she's already in a committed relationship with CARMILLA. Me, what are you DOING?!

[ordinaryschmuck]

And now Luz Noceda wants to LIVE with me! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[ordinaryschmuck]

I added Marcy Wu last night, gave her a Switch, and she's already doing nothing but playing with it...Sometimes, the things that make too much sense just make too much damn sense.

[ordinaryschmuck]

I ADDED ANNE AND IN LESS THAN A DAY SHE'S ALREADY IN LOVE WITH MARCY! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

[ordinaryschmuck]

CARMILLA AND EMILY WANT TO GET MARRIED!

[ordinaryschmuck]

And now Marcy is in love with LUZ--WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[ordinaryschmuck]

And now Steven Universe is in love with Luz. WHAT. Have I DONE?

[ordinaryschmuck]

Added Sasha now for the sake of chaos. She is described by, after making her from scratch, hot-blooded, assertive, and commanding the respect of others--I fucking NAILED it.

[ordinaryschmuck]

CARMILLA AND EMILY ARE MARRIED!

[ordinaryschmuck]

And Pomni sang at their wedding despite being in love with Emily, that's...fucking hilarious.

[ordinaryschmuck]

AND NOW AMITY'S IN LOVE WITH SASHA! DAMMIT!

[ordinaryschmuck]

So, Marcy brought Luz to the ferris wheel to confess her love, but for some reason STEVEN was there to confess his love as well. This then led to Luz choosing who she loves more, and she chose MARCY!

LuzxMarcy is CANON on my island!

[ordinaryschmuck]

Meanwhile, Amity's losing hope on her crush on Sasha.

[ordinaryschmuck]

And poor Steven is heartbroken...I'm adding Connie so he can have SOMEONE.

[ordinaryschmuck]

And now Luz and Marcy are married...I also used the Age-O-Matic on both of them up so they could live out their dreams in sapphic harmony (For Yuri Day) and now I guess they're both adults now. Meaning Lumity and whatever ships with Anne and Sasha with Marcy are dead forever on my island.

[caw-zrs6]

That's assuming you keep them at whatever ages you have them at. Because canonically, the characters you mentioned are all adults now, so...

[ordinaryschmuck]

What's he up to now?

[caw-zrs6]

Just looked it up, apparently this is part of Doomquest, where upon learning that Reed plans to rewrite history in order to save multiple people and ensure humanity can achieve a final glory, Doom attempts to do it first. But when the Fantastic Four end up intervening, Doom ends up being stuck in the past, facing a battle across time and space that was never intended to be fought.

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[hellsitegenetics]

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[posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia]

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

[fwizard]

[craftyjellyfishcat]

[ordinaryschmuck]

Caine: Come on CHRISTINE.

Pomni: Not my name.

Narrator: As it turned out, she was right.

In fact, not a single one of them is named Christine...Maybe Ribbit, though...Nah, I'm sticking with Ash, short for Ashley. It fits them better.

[caw-zrs6]

According to Goose, Ribbit's name is Leah, as shown here.

https://bsky.app/profile/gooseworx.bsky.social/post/3morjpyyr5k2v

[ordinaryschmuck]

The Last Act Ever

Zooble and Gangle are looking at the tombstones of Caine and Jax

Zooble: (crying) I can't believe they're gone. I'm just so happy.

Gaggle: God why, why? Why did you have to bury them in their beautiful, outfits.

Caine: (entering from the right) What in Sam Hell are you two Besties cryin' about?

Zooble: What the?

Gaggle: Caine, you're alive? We thought you were dead!

Sarge: Nonsense, my Rhombus Roommates. I was merely napping.

Zooble: But how the hell did you get outta there? I tied you up and poured concrete over the grave! Just in case you turned in to a zombie.

Caine: Yes, but you made one crucial mistake. You left me my spoon.

Zooble: No!

Caine: That's right! I ate my way out. The soft earth was like a delicious butterscotch brownie to me.

A trans(ha ha trans)lucent Jax materializes behind the tombstones. Cue the ominous "back from the dead" music

Jax: (spooky voice) Zooooble... Gaaaangle... It's me, the ghost of Jax, Iiii've come baaack with a waaarniiing...

The ghost of Jax is shot many times and falls over dead... well, you know what I mean

Jax: Huerk? Bleah.

Gangle lowers her tommy gun

Zooble: What the hell! You just killed Jax's ghost!

Gangle: Wrong. That wasn't Jax, it was old man Kinger.

Kinger: That's right. It's me, Kinger!

Dictatorer: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Pomni and Ribbit are revealed in the background... Ribbit's wearing a wedding dress

Ribbit: Everyone, I have something to say. Pomni and I, are in love, and we're leaving!

Pomni: That's right. We're getting married, and there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it. Not even you, French Gummigoo.

Gummigoo: Gent trahison, Monsieur Pomni, vous m'avez promis votre amour. [Mister Pomni, you promised your love to me.]

Everybody: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Zooms in on the tombstones. They say: "Caine ?-2026 He was mean and may have once drowned a snake or something" and "Jax ?-2026 She still owes me 20 bucks and it's not like I'll just forget. What a cockbite."

Gummigoo: Mon dieu! Ceci est folie!!![My God! This is madness!!!]

Screen fades to Ragatha waking up

Ragatha: Huh? Oh, thank God. It was all a dream. All a dream. All a dreamiemiemiemie.

Gummigoo: Oui, c'était un rêve horrible...[Yes, it was a horrible dream...]

Gummigoo: OU ÉTAIT LUI?!?[OR WAS IT?!?]

...I understood that reference.

[caw-zrs6]

I don't.

[ordinaryschmuck]

Fantasy!Jax: Meet me in my room tonight gorgeous~

Pomni, narrating: later that night, in Jax’s room.

*loud banging coming from Jax’s room*

Jax: Ow….Ow….Ow….Ow…..Ow…..*banging stops* When’s it gonna be my turn? *banging continues* Ow….Ow….Ow….Ow…..

Even I’m not sure what’s going on here.

[weirdkev27]

Do you even want to?

[ordinaryschmuck]

Fair point

[caw-zrs6]