Cunt Reminder✨

Queer/21+/They/Them

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[thursdaynovember]

*dirty talking* You have committed high crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[parabiota]

STOP SCROLLING

Your life ends in the wasteland.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

[gon-iii]

収穫祭

2015年、長屋門公園。

立派な大根がリアカーに積まれていた。ここで育てたものだろうか。

[vile-things]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[knightclubbing]

having to stop your conversation with a coworker when a customer walks in has the same vibe as two knights talking ildly on guard duty who have to quickly shut up and resume their positions as the king walks by. at least. i think so

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[aggressionbread]

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

[ispyspookymansion]

its not even a monday Its some other bullshit today

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[dinogir1]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but i dont think thats a plant

[bogleech]

Yeah that's a colony of thousands of animals called bryozoans :)

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[loveridden1999]

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[blaiddfailcam]

i gif'd it