Sir Orange of Quarters

I'm a guy who does stuff sometimes

[cbiscuitblog]

#NowPlaying iris by Soren Hopkins

[cbiscuitblog]

#NowPlaying iris by Soren Hopkins hey iris check the lyrics

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

Unlikely Scifi Novels

Scientist Decides To Play God And It Turns Out Great

Alien Matriarchy Sustainable Without Men In Positions of Power After All

Alien-Human Relations Not Used As Metaphor For European Colonialization/Imperialism

Alien Babe Has Incompatible Genitalia and Is Also Uninterested In Fucking You

Racially Diverse Crew All Make It Back From Mysterious Supposedly Uninhabited Planet Alive

Utopia Not Actually Dystopia

[brazilvision]

that moment when you reblog something from a blog and after a few seconds that blog reblogs something that you have posted and you just feel like

[nack-voice-actor]

I’ve been playing Lucio wrong this entire time…

[starwitchery]

>:O

[chubbyarcanine]

I haven’t even seen a lick of Overwatch but I understand fully how disgusting this is

[mote-of-ash]

this is the highest level play ive ever seen

[jessadilla]

Don’t you dare touch me… I’ll kill you.

[outofcontextdnd]

When last we met, your party just discovered that the criminals you captured had all been brutally murdered overnight, but you all then spent 20 minutes buying crabs and describing how you ate them.

Our very frustrated and confused DM (via crystalandrock)

@ everyone who has ever played with me, this has happened at some point

[overhaulisms]

Smol photoshoot

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

Precious does a peek

[cbiscuitblog]

@deepspacememes

[elidaddyy]

I’ve been watching you.

[azuracrystalus-remade-deactivat]

@sicerosweettea it’s us

[mohala-sumiko]

@sharkalanche @cbiscuitblog

[weloveshortvideos]

School got me like…

[hupperts]

x

[wicked-d00d]

[faithlessbacchant-blog]

actually, zelda is the doctor, you’re thinking of zelda’s monster

[zaritarazi]

100% foolproof plans for saving Carter’s ass, aka Operation Booty, aka Plan A(ss), aka “Why Can’t We Just Call It ‘Saving Carter’s Privates’”

Kendra shows Carter her boobs 

Forcible Karaoke 

Another game of monopoly that absolutely won’t be violent this time, 50% probably won’t be, a hard 30%, at least 10% not gonna be violent

Mick: Well if Kendra’s taking her top off I think we should all take our tops off Kendra: I’m not- Sara: Let him finish

Stein: maybe we could scan his brain and find the block, and using neuroscience- [All boo and throw paper balls]

A musical number

Mick: What if we just punch him until his brain restarts Rip: You mean kill him Len: You can’t prove that

No holds barred, brass knuckles, Kansas City rules edition game of Mario Kart

Sara: what if Kendra and Ray bone in front of him and we’ll see if he gets so jealous and/or into it that it fixes him Kendra: no Ray: let her finish

Sara: what if Kendra and I bone Kendra: …in front of Carter? Sara: sure

we force him to sit in a circle with us while we do a bunch of uncomfortable icebreaker activities like it’s our first freshman floor meeting

The boobs plan seems really solid guys

[undergroand]

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

[journey-into-suspense]

I love the little subtle hints of a romance brewing between Scarlet Witch and Vision in Age of Ultron!

Makes me excited for when Avengers 3 comes out and it’s revealed that Vision has a family he never mentioned at all and Scarlet Witch falls in love with Thor for some reason.

[clintasha4evr]

The amount of bitterness in this post gives me life.

[logarto]

when u get orbed out of nowhere