[ruinedchildhood]

[inima]

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

[escarei]

[ahrima-deactivated20240728]

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

[hungwy]

oh god im responsible for me

[ratcity]

I close the tumblr app and then I open it again. Hotel california

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

[wintersoldierfell]

instagram vs tumblr

[whitepeopletwitter]

[arsonistblue]

sir please that’s my emotional support group of mutuals who I never interact with but still care deeply about

[anxietyproblem]

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

[asingularcanadian]

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[anxietyproblem]

[general-history-reference]

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[transcribed-described]

[ID: a tiktok by @/christiantheshowm, with a caption that reads “Millennials/Gen Z’s as Therapists:” and is a conversation between a therapist and his patient. The therapist is a black man with a beard, wearing a suit and round glasses. the patient is a black man lying down on a couch with one hand resting on his head. he is also wearing a white hoodie. the hoodie is up and the drawstrings are pulled tightly so that only his eyes, nose, and mouth are shown.]

Transcript:

Therapist: So how have things been?

Patient: Maybe I was just put on this earth just to die.

Therapist: Ok.

Patient: Like I’m not meant to find love or be happy.

Therapist: I got you.

Patient: Like I’m just supposed to die.

(the patient turns to the therapist who nods. the camera zooms in.)

Therapist (putting a pen up by his mouth): It do be like that sometimes.

Patient: It do be like that sometimes.

(the camera zooms in more)

Therapist: But not all the time.

[demonicstain]

That actually made me feel better.

[feedyourlocalgoth]

Why did this like bring a tear to me eyes

[reasonandempathy]

[autopsy]

kiss your cats head for me

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

oh my god why have i never seen this gif