But where, oh where, is simply "Woomba"?
Am I always to be in a state of unbalanced woomba-ness?
Is this yet another unattainable standard for women?

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But where, oh where, is simply "Woomba"?
Am I always to be in a state of unbalanced woomba-ness?
Is this yet another unattainable standard for women?
He's been living with his uptown duck. I bet he's never had a human chick, I bet it's 'cause he's got a corkscrew dick.
I'm gonna stick with my uptown fuck (uptown fuck)
Falkirk Cafes have started to beef over AI in advertising which led to one of the best ones posting this. Lol lol lol.
reminds me of this sign I saw in the Netherlands a few years ago:
Graphic design is NOT my passion
but
Hating A.I. might be
Hi there, Tall Ship Tumblr (which tbh sounds like an affectionate nickname for the world's slowest, patched together tub, but it's OUR slow-ass tub that WE patched together, but I hella digress)
SO, I have a little project I'm working on, and I thought you all might like to know about it. TWO (or 3) things to know about me:
1- I'm part of a monthly sea shanty sing, and love to bring new (to me and the group) songs.
2 - I recently went to the British National Maritime Museum and brought back this little shot from the Arctic exhibit (2a - Franklin Expedition friends! This is the jam!):
So I'm like "PERFECT. Surely there will be a transcription of these, or a recording I can grab or something, and I can bring these to the shanty sing!" However, NOPE! Phonograph scratch my friends! No recording on these interwebs as far as I can tell, that's a Maritime Museum exclusive.
Right now I'm at the part of research where I'm finding scans of "Illustrated Arctic News" and looking for transcripts of it that I can easily copy and paste. In a pinch I will transcribe myself, bc the newsletter writer has a remarkably clear hand. BUT WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT? (me. I am making time. Or will if I have to.)
So far, I've tracked down the source tunes for Arctic Anthem, A Tender Strain, and The Travellers' Evening song, but only Arctic Anthem's lyrics were reproduced in digital format.
More to come, I guess?
OK. It looks like I'm going to have to transcribe the lyrics but at least I have the source tunes for all of them. And! you can look at them yourself here: https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=aeu.ark:/13960/t6rz03696&seq=5
Arctic Anthem to the tune of "God Save the Queen/King" (c'mon now. you know that one)
A Tender Strain to the tune of Stephen Fosterās āThereās a Good Time Comingā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qyAqYEkdes
The Travellersā Evening Song to the tune of āThe Girl I Left Behind Meā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg_ru2wxNsg
Appeal to the Seamen & Marines of the Expedition - tune of Hearts of Oak https://youtu.be/wzVRGc44tLU
Song of the Sledge - to the tune of āIām AfloatāĀ https://youtu.be/KU5fitqTpx0
americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french
Hey. Why isnāt the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnāt that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatās absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatās a big deal! Iāve never thought about it before but now that I have, itās ridiculous to me that thatās not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donāt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itās July 20th. Thatās the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iām ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iām going to have a goddamn potluck. Youāre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!
Weediness as a quality of Art?
something i wrote down while I was at work
When I was walking in the town I saw some cool graffiti, and I thought, Hmm. Graffiti is a lot like weeds. It pops up in neglected and overlooked places, and thrives until someone destroys it in routine maintenance.
Like an ecosystem, art is a living system.
I quickly began to think of ways that graffiti and weeds are alike.
It is perceived as worthless or threatening economic incentives.
There are active efforts to destroy or eradicate it, which are eternally futile because of the aliveness of the system.
It appears in areas of active, violent neglect, disruption, and abandonment.
Its absence or presence can be a visual signal of class.
I thought, what are some other "weedy" artforms?
Fanfiction could be a weedy artform.
Huh, I thought. Are there domesticated or cultivated artforms?
It became clear to me that the answer was yes.
There are two types. One type is the crops: those plants that have daily necessity for all people. They are often monocultures, often highly exploitative, but they are a daily part of existence.
In art terms, this is pop culture and mass media: popular music, movies, tv shows.
The other type would be the ornamentals: those that are cultivated because they are perceived to have intrinsic value or beauty. These are the poems, paintings, sculptures, the arts that are seen as more intellectually important and more restricted in who has daily access.
Well, I thought then, are there "wild" artforms? And I thought that the answer once again had to be yes: that's textile arts, woodworking, pottery, basket making, arts that are often considered according to their practical value and not given the same consideration as fine arts. They are often romanticized and thought of as artifacts of the past to be preserved, and sometimes they are brought into cultivation (appreciation as fine arts), but they can lose their context and everyday usefulness. They are considered as threatened by economic incentives and efforts to protect them are perceived as wasteful.
Graffiti and fanfiction are weedy artforms. Are there others?
In addition to the qualities of weediness I listed up above, there is another quality: They get some of what they are from their antagonistic relationship with the mainstream view of what has value. They emerge in a space that is "owned" by another entity and thrive because there is no economical way to destroy them all faster than they can emerge. Likewise, Weeds are inherently (by some definitions) disrupting the intent of a space: they exist in defiance of what that space is "supposed to" be.
Fanfiction could be compared to weeds in an agricultural crop field: they spring up in the monoculture of popular media franchises and become more powerful and compelling than the environment that created them, even though many people will overlook their value.
Graffiti could be considered like lawn weeds: its presence has intense connotations of class, and the extermination campaigns are intense, but lawns that are neglected long enough (just like the walls of an abandoned building) can become places of diversity and thriving.
Weedy art could also be any art you create for yourself without special skill or economic incentive to do so, purely through intrinsic motivation. Many people kill these weeds before they grow into flowers, thinking that a common weed without any cultivation could never produce a beautiful flower, but if you let them grow you are often surprised. Doodles, drawings, anything you create could be weedy art.
Weeds are invincible on the evolutionary timescale, impossible to fully eradicate. They are our friends and have sustained us in many ways throughout human history. I read in a paper once a theory that true monoculture is only an idea in the human mind, never able to be truly realized, because weeds will always emerge and disrupt this false idea of perfection.
Certainly, our ecosystems are held together and sustained with life within this gap between how we imagine the world should be (clean, perfect, without weeds) and how the world really is (weeds! weeds! WEEDS!). Without weeds, the biodiversity in the world around us would crash dramatically.
Is this also true of weedy arts? Is the art we value the least and often actively try to eradicate, necessary for sustaining us as creative human beings?
Yesyesyes.
Also how things that are considered weeds often have utility and beauty if seen in another light. Clover is a lawn weed, but excellent livestock fodder and nitrogen fixer. Dandelions can be used as a salad green. That one AU fanfic broke my heart and sewed it back together in a way the original canon could never.
I can't wait for this post to cycle around the tumblr tank and come back to me trailing new thoughts like seaweed.
the cambrian period was like 10 years ago
the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago
the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!
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Fuck yeah neocambrian time
Guys it's not even August.
I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
Fuck that guy in particular and fuck all the guys behind them and between us by default
Hi there, Tall Ship Tumblr (which tbh sounds like an affectionate nickname for the world's slowest, patched together tub, but it's OUR slow-ass tub that WE patched together, but I hella digress)
SO, I have a little project I'm working on, and I thought you all might like to know about it. TWO (or 3) things to know about me:
1- I'm part of a monthly sea shanty sing, and love to bring new (to me and the group) songs.
2 - I recently went to the British National Maritime Museum and brought back this little shot from the Arctic exhibit (2a - Franklin Expedition friends! This is the jam!):
So I'm like "PERFECT. Surely there will be a transcription of these, or a recording I can grab or something, and I can bring these to the shanty sing!" However, NOPE! Phonograph scratch my friends! No recording on these interwebs as far as I can tell, that's a Maritime Museum exclusive.
Right now I'm at the part of research where I'm finding scans of "Illustrated Arctic News" and looking for transcripts of it that I can easily copy and paste. In a pinch I will transcribe myself, bc the newsletter writer has a remarkably clear hand. BUT WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT? (me. I am making time. Or will if I have to.)
So far, I've tracked down the source tunes for Arctic Anthem, A Tender Strain, and The Travellers' Evening song, but only Arctic Anthem's lyrics were reproduced in digital format.
More to come, I guess?
The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
Is this an Interview with the Vampire post? bc it feels like an IWTV post. (TV show to be specific)
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We'll always go back for the others
Always
op i'm tearing up and it's not seasonal allergies
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Replies are restricted, so I regret to inform you via reblog that this is AI. Check the cabinets down the left side of the image. Tiles around the shelves are warped in that AI-not-crafted way.
A shame, bc it's a really baller design idea.
I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.
OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you donāt want that
Thereās a Broadway musical about them, too.
I just think that in return for my love and care, the damn plants and cats would help with the rent, geez.
So many political posts I hate boil down to "I don't want to organize and work with people I hate and fight for small, incremental victories, I just want to start a revolution where everyone magically becomes an automaton who acts exactly the way I think they should act"
Like damn man, I want that too. Unfortunately I live in reality though so we're stuck with the first thing.
"Modern movements are too fractured, too aimless, with too much infighting and corruption among the leadership. What we need is a revolution, which famously never have any issues with those things" okay then. Good luck I guess
This whole line of thinking comes down to "the current systems and leadership are bad. What we need is a fresh start with only people who are good, and then all the systems will be good". Which is simply not how anything has ever worked!
A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.
Rocky on the trip back to Erid registering that Grace has defaulted to using he/him for him for sexism reasons and that they don't actually have to go by he/him. xe does some research on the human computer and spends several weeks cycling through different pronoun sets. starts switching so frequently Grace becomes convinced sie has started being difficult on purpose. after a while Grace is like omg will you just pick one and stick with it. Rocky is like okay i have decided. rock/rocks. rockself. Grace like well i can't argue with that.
#see the hill that I will die on is that if Andy weir was cooler rockey would use either they them or xe xir#youāre telling me cool middle school teacher Ryland grace is unfamiliar with the concept of fun new genders#absolutely not. his students have taught him about singular they them and neopronouns
Grace trying to explain to Rocky that they can be whatever they want to be and presenting a whole list of different pronoun options and Rocky (who has no concept of gender) being like 'why would I care about any of this'
Rocky: which pronouns does Grace use question?
Grace: he/him
Rocky: okay. Rocky will use he/him too
Grace: okay but I feel like defaulting to he/him promotes a patriarchal kind of mindset and we should be more thoughtful about it
Rocky: okay so use the other standard pronouns
Grace: she/her?
Rocky: yeah
Grace: okay but that feels weird too
Rocky: why weird question
Grace:
Grace, later, lying awake: I never considered that Rocky might wanna be a she... Am I a bad person?
Rocky: Grace mix it up suggestion
Grace: I guess I could
Rocky: Rocky he/she/they/it
Grace: I don't know if you can use it
Rocky: why not question
Grace: it's just considered dehumanising?
Rocky:
Rocky, being a little shit: I choose it/its
Rocky: this conversation boring, let's go back to Grace tones
Grace: okay so you won't pick a pronoun but I have to pick a tonal inflection?
Rocky: my thing more important statement
Grace: okay fine can't you just your tones for me?
Rocky: but Grace not qualified engineer
Grace: well is there a schoolteacher tone?
Rocky: uhh no
Rocky: schoolteacher not
Rocky: schoolteacher not prestige profession statement
Grace:
Grace: WOW.
Grace: is there not like a default tone to use when you don't know all this stuff about a person?
Rocky: yes but very rude to use for close friend statement
Grace: wait hold up š¤ you think of me as a close friend?
Rocky: yes maybe Grace shut up now
Grace several years into their voyage, finally getting good enough at understanding Eridian to clock when Rocky has switched back to using the Neutral Tone for him, thereby implying that they are no longer friends: HEY??
Grace, in the middle of a big argument: did you just. dead person inflection me?
Rocky: uh-huh
Grace: does that mean what I think it means
Rocky: it means what it means statement
Grace: come ON