one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
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DEAR READER
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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.
The writer's blessing:
May you write 1,500 words with ease. May your characters be lively and not cardboard. May you need little editing. May your muse visit you as soon as you sit. May the Internet not distract you much. May your phone lie dormant while you write.
blessing all my mutuals with the blessing dog
Not every wizard can be a goody two shoes, ok? Sorry my spell components aren't "ethically sourced" and I'm a "dragon poacher" who is "in violation" of the "endangered species act" but if any vegan sorcerers want to fight me about it just know that I've been drinking dragon blood for the past 10 days and it has made me magically ripped as fuck
STOP submitting complaints. stop. stop. stop. You are just making them stronger and they've already twisted all our jail bars into balloon animal shapes.
Just wizard up and take a hit out on them if you’re really so mad
The paperwork is easier for both of us I promise
Just wizard up and
take a hit out on them if
you’re really so mad
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I've had this tree as a desktop background ever since I drew it almost 6 years ago. every few years I like to go back and redraw it to see how my style and skillset have changed and improved! this is the newest edition, drawn today (2023). the 3 older versions are from 2021, 2018, and 2016!
Punkitt my good friend I love you but. You literally make up 95% of my dash. I mean you are always spot on on what I actually want to see. But you are literally my algorithm. Tumblr isn't Tumblr. It's Punkittland
shane goofing around with jas!!
reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community
my partner once said, "if you have to explain your sexuality to straight people, you're probably queer"
I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
“Likes don’t build your brand! Likes don’t make number go up!” Good. I’m not a fucking ad service. I’m a human being having human interactions with my goddamn friends.
Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it
The narrator was like, referring to a girl called Sarah in all the writings, and at the start it's super unclear who Sarah actually is and it's speculated by the people around that she may be a lover from the narrator's youth, until it's noted that Sarah had heterochromia and that's the defining trait of the narrator
Oh also Sarah did actually have a lover. They were T4T and lived in a little cottage by a lake until he was drowned in it and Sarah couldn't make ends meet anymore and had to recloset
Okay a bunch of people have told me to write the thing now so I've decided if this post gets 30K I'm turning the thing into an epistolary novel.
How do you feel about spiders?
I legit have arachnophobia. Don't even.
They terrify me, and they all need to die.
I just don't like creepy crawlies, including spiders. Get them away from me.
I'm pretty indifferent, actually.
I think they're neat, but they have to be taken outside.
They're funky little things, and I love them!
I KEEP SPIDERS AS PETS! SPIDERS MY BELOVED!
CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT
CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET
CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS
CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE
CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON
CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM
CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE'S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS
god. gouache watercolor painting on paper
NO NO NO TUMBLR I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WANT TO SEE WHAT MY MUTUALS LIKED. I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE REBLOGGED. IF IT WAS WORTH SEEING THEY'LL PUT IT ON MY DASH 37 TIMES
mantras for a new generation
I’ve had “if it sucks hit da bricks” as my Lock Screen for like 3 months
I’ve had “if it sucks
hit da bricks” as my Lock
Screen for like 3 months
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
can’t think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies
the world is in peril, and people are hurting
but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.
Sea hare also I accidentally hit reblog 3 times so.
Sea hare