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IâVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR
all I ask for in the new star wars films is leia with a lightsaber
I donât think they give non-force sensitives lightsabers, but I also donât think theyâve established Leia as force sensitive or not, so who knows
leia is anakinâs daughter. if sheâs not force sensitive, Iâll eat my shoe.
The heck do you mean âthey havenât established Leia as Force-sensitive?â
Have you not seen Empire Strikes Back? The movie where her Force-sense was pinging every five minutes? Or in Return of the Jedi: âThe Force is strong in my family. I have it. My father has it. My sister has it.â âIn time, youâll learn to use that power too.â
Leia is just as much a basket of potential-Jedi as Luke is.
âNo, there is another.â HOW DID YOU MISS THAT
Because girl.
âIn Expanded Universe materials set after Return of the Jedi, Leia is portrayed as a founding member of the New Republic. Although most of her life is devoted to such matters of state, she engages in limited study of the Jedi arts, with Luke as her teacher. Notably, she wields a blue lightsaber that she built herself.â [x]
fake geek boys
Even the dang trailer SPELLS âMy sister has itâ
âIâm sure Luke wasnât on that thing when it blewâŠâ âHe wasnât. I can feel it.â
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this post is golden
reblogging cause one of my followers tried to tell me Leia isnât force sensitiveÂ
if it wasnât for Leiaâs force-sensitivity Luke would still be dangling from that antennae under the Cloud City one hand short
Didnât someone once say that the reason the storm troopers are such horrible shots around leia, is because sheâs using a passive force ability subconsciously and deflecting the storm troopers aim?
BATTLE MEDITATION
I AM SO MAD THAT I NEVER MADE THAT CONNECTION. such a cool force ability and yet itâs never utilized nearly enough!
âNot force sensitive,â my fucking left nut, mate.
Pop an Adderall before casting spells if you need to Hocus Focus.
Please consider: reverse manticores
ok but, this isnt a mermaid kinda deal, where you can just flip two bits and be done with it. a manticore has PARTS
theres a lot of other interpretations of em out there, but for simplicity lets say theres four defining Big Features to work with that i can swap around
first up, the back bit (scorpion tail) and front bit (human face) are switched, giving us a scorpion face. if we were being really accurate the scorpions entire head actually consists of a lot more legs, but were not, so it doesnt
then instead of a lion body, its a bat body, swapping with the wings and giving us, incredibly, another fucking pair of bat wings
this would be the bit where the human tail goes in but guess what
and then I GUESS instead of bat wings, the reverse scorpion would have LION WINGS !! but theres no such thing so we gotta go with the closest equivalent, which is just a big ol goddamn pair of lion arms
oh yeah. oh FUCK yeah. the a n t i c o r e
The anticore started as a joke but it is legitimately alarming
itâs the 90s and nobody in your house gives a fuck about matching kitchenware moodboard
Mean Girls (2004)
Can you hear me sobbing
Omfg who made this where is this from???
Nanna nannaâŠ
god dammit
Stop
reblog for noises
TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
Ridiculously small kitten: âMyam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!â
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reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate
THE MEEP
She tries to take back her families business only to find that itâs been taken over by a cult of Evil Cowboys
are you kidding iâd watch the fuck out of this
Her love interest is an Actual Cowboy from the Old West who was the greatest gunslinger of their age and who won countless duels, but they still arenât as good at it as she is because of Reasons
Reason being she has the Guns of Pecos Bill.
*internal screams of joy*
Do not do this to me my husband is a historical reenactor and weapon historian I know so much about this shit.
My brain is over flowing. Like like i love and hate the idea of it being Pecos Bill because on one hand I can think of 4 real humans I would want it to be and on the other Pecos Bill is BRILLIANT because he is a myth and tweeking things are less likely to hurt historians in their souls.
Also if itâs Pecos Bill she would also have his lasso.
You guys. Donât do this to me.
The Lasso is too OP and you know it!
As someone who knows very little about the Wild Wild West other than that it was the inspiration for a terrible Will Smith film, I am curious to know more about this because I do not know who Pecos Bill is or about his guns/lasso
Pecos Bill is an American folklore hero in the same vein as Paul Bunyan and Johnny Appleseed. Among his feats included being raised by coyotes, using a pet rattlesnake for a lasso, using said sneklasso to wrangle a tornado, and snacking on dynamite. He fell in love with a woman he met while she was riding a giant catfish down the Rio Grande, but his horse got jealous and sabotaged the relationship.
In other words, heâs the perfect legendary figure for Quickdraw (as I now dub our Asian reverse Iron Fist) to inherit her powers from
*shrieks happily* Yes yes yes I need this.
Quickdraw feels kinda generic for a super hero name. Iâd say using the naming conventions of Iron Fist Iâd name her something like the Raging Gun.
Iron Six.
Can refer to the six shots on a revolver, her having six guns (each with their own name, naturally*), or her nearly-supernatural abilities to follow her enemies and show up behind them (âon their six.â)
Pecos Bill might be an old man or even a myth-spirit in the way of Discworld gods (dependent on belief, fading away without it), the elderly mentor who devotes himself to training a hero/chosen one/heir to be better than he ever was. She can represent the future of the art while the old white guy represents the past, as an inversion of both many martial arts movies and many westerns where Asian and Native American characters, respectively, pass their torches to the white dude.
*The guns are named things like Golden Sunset and Deep Canyon and Silence After Battle, poetically referencing both the vibrant geography of the Old West and the weaponâs function of ending lives.
Or/and she gets Pecos Billâs horse which broke up his relationship by throwing his wife to the moon on their wedding day
The horse is given to her by Pecos Bill as payback for the wife thing, but they actually get along great. The horse is to her as Appa is to Aang. A guide and friend. Theyâre there for each other in the dark and cold times and in the good times. He may or may not be able to speak. Its an ongoing joke that Iron Six will say âWidow Maker/Lightning was just telling meâŠâ or theyâll be alone somewhere together and sheâll be whispering but will stop as soon as someone comes near.
Better and better.
Pecos Bill is old, centuries old or wind-and-skies old or whatever, and his original horse has run wild with other wild horses and has many descendants now. One of Iron Sixâs tasks over the years of her training is to tame and train a foal, which grows up to be her horse.Â
And thus, she can learn the ways of the horses and the language of the horses, and teach them all sorts of things, so when she goes into town she can see plain as day which people the horse is afraid of, or she can teach the horse to recognize certain phrases that other people might say as a command to bite whoeverâs saying it, and the result is people thinking the horse can understand human speech and talk to Iron Six.
One day some guy tries to steal her horse while sheâs in a bar. Jumps on and digs his heels in and the horse just turns around, looks at him like heâs being stupid, and finds something interesting to nose at on the ground.
Dudeâs friends laugh at him, dude gets angry, dude starts kicking at the horse, horse stands there calmly and then suddenly rears and dumps him off behind.
And then poops on him.
Dude gets up, furious and humiliated, borrows a whip from his friends, and is about to strike the horse with it and the horse calmly walks away.
More laughter, more fury, and thatâs about when Iron Six shows up in the doorway.
Not a word.
She doesnât go for her guns. She walks up to the guy, takes the whip out of his hand, he goes for his gun and she decks him. He hits the ground with a broken nose and the gun goes bouncing into the dust.
She picks it up, looks at it, sends it sailing into a nearby water trough. âGarbage,â she says. âNow, about my horse,â she says, and whips the would-be horse thief half to shreds.
Tosses the whip back to its owner, tips her hat to the rest of them, and her horse is right there when she turns around to climb on.
@emiliers WHY COULDNâT WE HAVE GOTTEN THIS INSTEADÂ
when you drop something but grab it before it hits the groundÂ
Illusion
cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nickâs airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.