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kingjaffejoffer

Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera.

reibeibei

In love……

vibesygal

I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots

tsoki

I thought this was fucking fake but ?????

what in gods name ……….

miss-azura-deactivated20170724

APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????

scaliefox

I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)

http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html

The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.

hzs-modblog

What can the macro lens do?

ghostymcspooky-blog

WHAT THE FUCK

krykky

I have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects.

lizthefangirl

I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG

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i’m buying this tomorrow

jahmocha

This is too much power for a single human being to wield….

kylekatarn1995

Yo Trevor, Sypha, and Alucard! When the hell are you all going to add me into your group so we can become a quartet? I’m still waiting on you guys!!!

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enter-the-fall-deactivated20220

How to smoke in an anime

*Is an anime character*

*Has to explain something*

*Takes out a cigarette interrupting the mid of conversation and smokes*

*Exhales the smoke and says something witty before explaining*

Anime

zoevulpez

Kaiba’s a dick

@atemina-rubygibb I hope you like it :’)

fuks

melsieferastudio

“Where the forest dragon splays its jaws, A shrine sleeps with noble cause.”

I made this drawing into a print! Please have a look! [x]

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

the-desolated-quill

Originally posted by disneyasastrology

violent-darts

BWAHAHAHAHAH.

kvothe-kingkiller

the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And you’d do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. ‘behind the foam door is a door made of spinach’ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.

A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre.

drafthearse

me flirting: hey wanna go be gay in the woods

gandalfwho

Ps. the void is that point where Morgoth's sideburns meet

OH unsettling but TRUE

pupskin-deactivated20190516

really dig the castlevania animation…

holyaura

im noticing a trend here……just an observation…..

lesbiannya

wyldstyle doesnt deserve this

jodywegner

If any of you have played the Descent DLC and beaten that final boss OH MY GOD. My team is Addy (Dual Wield Rogue), The Iron Bull (Two Handed), Cole (Dual Wield Rogue) and then Dorian (MAAAGE). Basically the goal of the load out is to hammer the enemy or a group of enemies with as much DPS as possible and then have Dorian to chip health with AOE and be NOT DEAD in case we need support or epic explosions. BUT THIS BOSS. OH MY GOD. Imagine your team of mostly melee fighters getting their health obliterated in 7 seconds of being near the rock tentacles but the only way to beat the boss is to destroy the rock tentacles who need more than 7 seconds of hacking to destroy. After dying too many times I went in with all 3 mages and they all hung back, ran around in circles, and slowly chipped at that behemoth.

BUT GOD DAMMIT I LOVE THE WELLSPRING SO MUCH I WILL FORGIVE THIS EVIL BOSS FOR EXISTING.

Let’s hope the next mission is calmer and not so high-stakes.(hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah no)

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