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[pukicho]

How does it feel that you're consistently fueling people's degradation kinks?

Thats... not true

[celestial-snake]

Are you sure about that?

[writing-prompt-s]

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

[celestial-snake]

and the name shall be Necro Nancy

[marlynnofmany]

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

[celestial-snake]

IT FUCKEN WIMDY.

[caats]

[dduane]

The pursey cat.

[celestial-snake]

That orange seems to most definitely not have the brain cell.

[armengoldira]

[petermorwood]

Well, that's not something you see every day... :->

[celestial-snake]

I think you'll find that is a very normal thing to see in the fae wild.

[all-pacas]

he’s too handsome

[talesfromtreatment]

He has the best tail in existence

[celestial-snake]

He's so fluffy.

[hellenhighwater]

Guess who just figured out how to climb inside the woodstove???

[hellenhighwater]

Baby Jane broke into Calcifer's house

[hellenhighwater]

This is the belly and beans pre-woodstove, for comparison.

[hellenhighwater]

Lady Jane Grey is the maddest she's ever been.

[mugwomps]

Oh is she ever what a wonderful series of pictures! @petermorwood

[celestial-snake]

Why were they in air jail?

[pukicho]

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

[pukicho]

*slithering

[tha--dude]

Horny Freak

[pukicho]

I study reptiles for a living. Get your head out of the gutters.

[d-f-phantom]

I don't think you do.

[pukicho]

okay but imagine

[celestial-snake]

Wait what do you do?

[mutant-what-not]

Vincent Price with his arms full of cats (1971)

[petermorwood]

Absolutely the wrong expression for this circumstance, in my opinion anyway...

[celestial-snake]

He has more pussy in his hands than most people on this hell site.

[pukicho]

If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.

[pukicho]

Jesus fucking christ. MY BAD.

[celestial-snake]

It is very much your bad, get betterer.

[celestial-snake]

which color of the alphabet tastes the best?

wood

Hilda

plank lengths

indium

Voting ended onNov 25, 2024

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[celestial-snake]

But we do do that here.

[celestial-snake]

I don't know who will see this but who cares anyway. I just turned in all my eagle scout paperwork and am feeling great.

[everythingfox]

I am this cat

[celestial-snake]

I think we all are this cat

[mutant-distraction]

[celestial-snake]

Data that a new kind of bird.

[catasters]

[starfalcon555]

@kittybroker how much for the cardboard chewer?

[kittybroker]

The horrible cardboard cruncher chewing hard on that box! Get the cardboard chewer now for only $14.55!

[mugwomps]

Two-hole punch @petermorwood

[petermorwood]

I want this piece of office equipment.

[celestial-snake]

They go chomp.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Scooping him

[the-real-seebs]

bro got scooped like old media

[celestial-snake]

The kitty got scooped.