Just your average creepy crawly

[catasters]

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[turnipfritters]

Second date then we're getting married with no prenup

[bi-accident]

Ginger snaps - 1964

[pangur-and-grim]

she never looks relaxed

[pangur-and-grim]

[delicious-recipes-world]

COUNTRY APPLE FRITTER BREAD 🍎😍

INGREDIENTS:

1/3 CUP Light brown sugar

1 tsp Ground cinnamon

2/3 CUP White sugar

1/2 CUP Butter, softened

2 Eggs

1 1/2 tsp Vanilla extract

1 1/2 CUPS All-purpose flour

1 3/4 tsp Baking powder

1/2 CUP Milk

2 Apples, peeled and chopped (any kind)

Old-Fashioned Creme Glaze

1/2 CUP Powdered sugar

2 Tbsp of milk or cream

DIRECTIONS:

Preheat oven to 350°F.

Spray a 9×5-inch loaf pan.

Mix brown sugar and cinnamon together in a bowl. Set aside.

In another medium-sized bowl, beat white sugar and butter together using an electric mixer until smooth and creamy. Beat in eggs, 1 at a time, until blended in; add in vanilla extract.

Combine & whisk flour and baking powder together in another bowl and add into creamed butter mixture and stir until blended. Mix milk into batter until smooth.

Pour half the batter into the prepared loaf pan; add half of the chopped apples, then half the brown sugar/cinnamon mixture.

Lightly pat apples into batter.

Pour the remaining batter over apple layer and top with remaining apples, then the remaining brown sugar/cinnamon mixture.

Lightly pat apples into batter; swirl brown sugar mixture through apples using knife or spoon.

Bake in the preheated oven until a toothpick inserted in the center of the loaf comes out clean, approximately 50-60 minutes.

To make glaze, mix powdered sugar and milk or cream together until well mixed.

Let bread cool for 15 minutes before drizzling with glaze.

[yuumei-art]

Portrait of a Sunflower

Paint the reality you want to see. Paint the dead flowers back to life.

[fullcravings]

Easy Fudge Brownies

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Remaining time: 7 hours 20 minutes

[fattributes]

Broccoli Cheddar Soup Orzo with Chicken

[my-dailydreams]

[onenicebugperday]

Male tufted social velvet spider, Stegodyphus tibialis, Eresidae

Photographed in India by vipinbaliga

Legally I can’t share this photo without asking the photographer first, so please visit this link to see a male and female snuggled up in their nest :)

[ultrafacts]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if you are ever offered a bite of one of these do not take it because you will live the rest of your life unsatisfied by sensory pleasures

[homeofhousechickens]

Honestly ambrosia

[ultrafacts]

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy