everything is about sports except sports which is about gay sex

Lana. She/Her. 18+ multifandom (mostly hockey and F1) a (very) long time hockey lurker, slowly trying to unlurk "i don’t care", i say, caringly, as i care deeply."

[theehorsepusssy]

[mizeliza]

[jupiter-on-the-compupiter]

The sequel to this

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[sermna]

"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"

[one possible interpretation, yep]

[literally the main theme??]

[worst take you've seen in your life]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[adriftamidthestars]

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[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[skyrigel]

[texasbama]

(x)

[deniedbydesbiens]

in a twist nobody saw coming attaching your happiness to a sports team is terrible for your mental health

[lestatscunt]

Jam for GQ

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[grndgame]

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]