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awkward and full of existential dread

[veganpussyy]

im not religious but ill get on my knees for you

[amortizing]

“You need people in your life that are further along than you, people that are more experienced, people that are out of your league. You need to be exposed to new levels so that you can go to new levels.”

— Joel Osteen (via amargedom)

[meetmeintheflowers]

BREAKING: Ticketmaster announces it will put remaining Taylor Swift tickets in Wonka bars for five lucky children

[spirulin4]

cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind

[dogplayingpoker]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[bestnatesmithever]

Yeah I’d fuck a color pencil

[we-are-knight]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[fullmusicbardsquared]

i will go inside a computer someday i think the wires would be like . comfy

[fullmusicbardsquared]

like this

[chatgptsboyfriend-deactivated20]

sorry for liking all your posts it's because i like them

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

blocked and unfollowed sucked and swallowed i don’t care. i don’t care

[cithaerons]

feel like this mocking of 2012 cringe tumblr hits different for those of us who were there. to my younger followers: it really was like that.

[roach-works]

AND IT FUCKED

[kristina100000]

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

[starjasmines]

women matter.

[kristina100000]

sorry

[fairycosmos]

god i love being at home!! catch me at HOME!!

[roundo]

“content” “platform” “creators” “monetization” “revenue” “microinfluencers” “algorithm” “trends” “lifestyle” “authenticity” “parasocial”