love you like the ashes in my cigarette box

Sammy Cephalopod enthusiast No blue hair, yes pronouns

[ceph-lol-pog]

This is a PSA:

I’ve never had a single coherent conversation with a lot of people on this site but fuck it if y’ain’t my friend

You all are. All’a y’all.

This has been a PSA

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not the best father in the world but at least I could give my kids the one thing that every child born into my entire family line desperately yearned and begged for, and was never allowed to have:

The sweet, sweet peace and solace of having never been born at all.

[bedupolker]

Some lesser seen rodents... & non-rodents

Striped grass mice (x3), lowland streaked tenrec, Luzon cloud rat, Paca, Eurasian hamster, European hedgehog

Originals on sale!

[humiliationvictim]

[mollyjames]

[peekychu]

They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive

[crabussy]

I never get injured because I’m special friends with the universe

[crabussy]

the vast neverending entity that makes up reality thinks my antics are soooo cute and rewards me with luck and valor

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the universe has a slightly less vast teenaged transgender younger brother that is doing some creepypasta shit to me

[autumnalfallingleaves]

Are you really best friends if you don't find each other in every single universe you could possibly be born into?

*don't tag as romantic ship, thanks!

reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

Anyway, bit of a side note, but this drawing includes my personal headcanon for Eridian "glasses"! They're the bands Eridian!Grace is wearing around his arms-- since Eridians don't "see", I imagine nearsightedness/farsightedness is more related to the quality of sound rather than something being blurry at a distance. If one is "nearsighted", that means that an Eridian's echolocation isn't strong enough to clearly make out objects at a distance. "Farsightedness", conversely, is when echolocation is too strong and makes it hard to "see" things that are too close because sound bounces off of them too much. Eridian "glasses", then, are bands that go around the joints that connect the limb to the body and change the quality of sound that reverberates into the carapace. "Glasses" for "farsightedness" (aka Grace's glasses) dampen closer soundwaves to make those things clearer. Ones for "nearsightedness" amplify soundwaves from farther away, making it easier to perceive objects at a distance.

[yanguang]

[clouds-of-wings]

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

[zoi-no-miko]

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

[sighinastorm]

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

[ninjamouse13]

[talonpaw]

PEACE IN OUR TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[syrenki]

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

[tarantula-bones-deactivated2026]

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

[petapeta]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[cameoamalthea]

I think I like the message that in order to avoid harm we should research and find a method that eliminates risks all together rather than settling for a solution that causes the least amount of harm.

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[thecactifindahome]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[jakemalik]

me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me