Cerial 🔪 Slasher

Bela/Bella | he/she | slasher cuddler!

[cerialslasher]

[cerialslasher]

Me vs. GOALS ONG

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[cerialslasher]

*learns about Loop earplugs and neurodivergantly goes crazy*

[cerialslasher]

*DOES LIKE TWENTY BACK FLIPS* YIPEEEEEEEE

[cerialslasher]

I REALLY LOVE FIDGET TOYS!!! AAAAAA!

[cerialslasher]

Slasher Nonverbal

I made a flag for when your nonverbalism is similar in a way to how a slasher is nonverbal, bc I wanted too!! Mostly for neurodivergent people who like slashers and deal with nonverbalality.

[cerialslasher]

MY SLASHER COMMUNICATION CARDS FINNA BUSSSSS!!!!

[anakinfromzadash]

anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??

[amapola-castellana]

its still animal exploitation, is it not?

[sheepsbian]

do you think a chicken with zero emotional attachment to the egg she popped out feels exploited when that egg leaves the coop?

[paniniwitharugula]

if that unfertilized egg cracked in the pen there’s not a chicken who would wait 0.002 seconds to slurp that shit down raw and unseasoned but I’m supposed to exploit foreign children farming for slave wages and ship all of their staple crops across the world to me instead. and this feels like the moral high ground to them. alright

[redtail-lol]

I mean it’s animal exploitation if it’s from one of those gross animal farm places where the chickens are all kept in a small place and don’t get to have any freedom at all. Especially the ones that never even get to move.

However, my aunt has some chickens and there is no exploitation there because they’re treated right. They have a huge yard they get to run around in, they’re not cramped, the worst that happens to them is when a child picks them up to pet them.

So maybe anti-egg vegans have a point if it’s about the farming/egg industry. And wellpitterpatter has a point too about the plant farming industry.

I think you both could see eye to eye if you stopped viewing it as what’s morally okay to eat and rather viewed it as marxists and realized capitalism is the problem here. It’s always capitalism. Animals and humans alike are mistreated by the food production industry because of capitalism. Capitalism needs to end, or at least get reigned in heavily

[cerialslasher]

But I hope yall realizes that there are people in this world who literally can't think about shit like this, the only thing I could eat was 1 egg somedays, I didn't have the privilege of worrying about if my eggs were from the most pampering farm in the worm. So like I personally like to say.. hey, if you think it's evil to eat an egg so be it, if you think it's evil to buy eggs from certain farms so be it. But don't go around calling people horrible or abusive to animals bc they buy a 12 count carten of eggs from Walmart...like that's weird.

[cerialslasher]

Slashers Comfort Food/Safe Foods

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😊Jason Voorhees: chicken nuggies and fries, but not just any fries, crinkle fries, without sauce, with lemonade but it has to be made by Pam if it's not fuck off.

😐Michael Myers: Ramen, Beef bc he thinks chicken is overrated and shrimp is ass, but it can't be dry Ramen it has to still have the liquid, but not to much liquid and it has to be cooked for 4 minutes not 3. He drinks a diet dr.pepper with that bitch too.

🤠Bubba Sawyer: A whole rack of ribs, beef or pork, (big boy tingz), with some fixins, he prefers mac and cabbage but fuck it he'll eat anything else you got. Just get that boy something for fuck sake.

😝Ghostface(all goddam 100 of them 🙄) : BOOTY!!...or alternatively, CAWK AND BALLS! they don't eat food, they just slut.

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[cerialslasher]

He's a cutie pie omg

I lowkey(lowkey as in highkey) love him

[cerialslasher]

So I can't decide which weapon to chose for my slashersona, so far, It's between

A Shot Gun....OoOOoO

Or...

A Hog Splitter

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[manbehindthemask]

wow i can't believe i never posted my jason voorhees ita bag here... basically all of these i got off of etsy, only a handful are official merch. i have some random filler pins in there too bcs i was the fool that decided to become obsessed with the slasher no one makes merch of </3

anyway if you see anything you like here lemme know i can figure out the artist i bought it from for ya <3

[cerialslasher]

I ♡ You Slasher Boys!

[cerialslasher]

Hyperfem Slasher- A gender related to being a hyperfem slasher.

Hypermasc Slasher- A gender related to being a hypermasc slasher.

Hyperandrogynous Slasher- A gender related to being a hyperandrogynous slasher.

Hyperneutral Slasher- A gender related to being a hyperneutral slasher.

Hypernull Slasher- A gender related to being a hypernull slasher.