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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character
I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours
Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.
Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???
At the crossroads, don't turn left.
At the crossroads, don't turn left.
At the crossroads, don't turn left.
At the crossroads, don't turn left.
At the crossroads, don't turn left.
At the crossroads, don't turn left.
At the crossroads, don't turn left.
WOOL STAIRS AND SLABS LETS GOOOOO
New wood type looks cool
answering her like a phone
God forbid women have hobbies
accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney
They really said
i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.
i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days
I'm so glad I gave these 2 a chance they've turned into really lovely little girls
Corporations precisely on june 1st:
FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it
Clodsire coffee jelly with a little surprise on top! ☕🍒
Felt like they were missing something so I added a Cheri Berry at the end - immediately made me laugh, look at my boy 😭 Hopefully Saiki K. would be proud.
They changed the color of the tags on the goth rave color palette and now the tags look like a part of the actual post instead of just tags